Thread: Damn, P#ss, S*it and Bugger

hey ant go wake the missus up and have your way with her!, at least the arguement you get from her will be a little more valid

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I simply cannot get to sleep! Worst part of it is I have to be up in, oh, 4hrs 40min to catch flight to BKK. What a crap day this is going to be.

Forum hangover.

[quote=Texpat;713859]Oh the irony -- the sarcasm -- you're killing me....

It it really true you're you're 12? How did those twins come into it?

I hope you're a solid brother to them. (word)

SWEET BABY JESUS![/quote]

Originally Posted by Texpat

SWEET BABY JESUS stop believing anyone here gives a fuck about you.

F*cking hell Tex hungry in the mornings??

About time you gave up on the baby eating let alone our lord saviour Jesus Christ!!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I simply cannot get to sleep!

Me neither, last time i slept properly was up until lunchtime Tuesday. I worked late Tuesday night until 4am and then watched telly for a couple of hours and then at 6am rode a 350 km round-trip visa run to Nong Khai. Got back here at midday on Wednesday. Tried to go sleep but coudlnt and worked again last night till 3am and now its 6am thursday morning. Still awake, it aint normal

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Welcome to the TD graveyard shift. This is when all the fun stuff happens and get's deleted in the morning

yeah, its been awhile since I've had that problem, I find too much alcohol before bed, is the problem, beer and mixed drinks cause me to wake up after about 3-4 hours, and that is then it!

Can't sleep?
Turn your pillow over to the cool side.
It always works for me and I have no idea why.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

yeah, its been awhile since I've had that problem, I find too much alcohol before bed, is the problem, beer and mixed drinks cause me to wake up after about 3-4 hours, and that is then it!

Wait until you hit 45. You will never have uninterupted sleep again. You will always have to get up for a piss sometime during the night.
It's a drag getting old.

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Wait until you hit 45. You will never have uninterupted sleep again. You will always have to get up for a piss sometime during the night. It's a drag getting old.

that was years ago, Sirr.

^ Learn to insert a catheter at night time yourself.

Originally Posted by Spin

I worked late Tuesday night until 4am and then watched telly for a couple of hours and then at 6am rode a 350 km round-trip visa run to Nong Khai. Got back here at midday on Wednesday. Tried to go sleep but coudlnt and worked again last night till 3am and now its 6am thursday morning. Still awake, it aint normal

Sounds normal to me

^ and me.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Look all this nastiness directed towards ant is not warranted, it would be a sad loss to us all if he drank 2 liters of vodka, and 2 liters of weedkiller, and then started amputating his fingers and toes one by one with a rusty hacksaw, and then cut off his feet, and then cut off his legs from the knees down, and then crushed his knackers into pulp using a vice, and then chopped off his left arm in bits and pieces, you know you would feel bad about it if he did do that.

But would he cry whilst doing so?

Have a glass of milk.

Count sheep - oh, for some out there that might be too stimulating.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I simply cannot get to sleep!

Stress and unresolved issues are usually the cause. Suggest you refrain from reading the Chomsky thread for a couple of days.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children?

I'm starting to see a pattern...

Inclined?




Yes, a bit late now, but drink some milk