Your first porn film

**dirtydog** · 18-07-2008, 11:50 PM

So you get the job offer to do your first porn film, it will take 10 minutes of your time to do this one minute video that will be all over the internet, the only problem is is that your partner is called flossie and she is an adult sheep.

So how much would you want?

Here is flossie ready and waiting for budding film stars.

**AntRobertson** · 18-07-2008, 11:51 PM

So how much would you want?

...

I don't understand the question?? Will you accept credit cards or do I have to pay you cash?

**slimboyfat** · 18-07-2008, 11:52 PM

50 bucks.

but no anal and no kissing

**Great American Heros** · 19-07-2008, 12:06 AM

I only think in terms of U.S. Dollar$, so I can't vote.

**dirtydog** · 19-07-2008, 12:13 AM

^50 quid is a hell of a lot of dollars, so click that one and feel proud to be American

**sabang** · 19-07-2008, 12:14 AM

I might just relent at a million quid.

**AntRobertson** · 19-07-2008, 12:15 AM

I might just relent at a million quid

No way am I paying a million squid to get busy with a sheep.

I don't care how gorgeous she is!

**dirtydog** · 19-07-2008, 12:16 AM

Come on sabang, just think about 100,000 quid, you know you would

but would you for 10,000?

**Marmite the Dog** · 19-07-2008, 01:10 AM

Should've made the poll public.

**dirtydog** · 19-07-2008, 01:12 AM

^Don't want to embarrass our kiwi, scot, welsh, aussie members marmite

**sabang** · 19-07-2008, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

think about 100,000 quid

H'mmm, maybe. with a heavy duty condom.

**dirtydog** · 19-07-2008, 01:18 AM

10,000 quid and no foreplay or kissing

**sabang** · 19-07-2008, 01:43 AM

^ Do we get to keep the Fleece too?

**dirtydog** · 19-07-2008, 01:51 AM

Aaaah, so we are down to 50 quid and the fleece

**Texpat** · 19-07-2008, 02:05 AM

Will she wear lipstick and a G string?

5 dollars.

But she ain't gettin my cell phone number.

**Propagator** · 19-07-2008, 05:10 AM

^

**DaveRobin** · 19-07-2008, 07:50 AM

can I put a dirty mag for inspiration on her back while we're doing the business?

**baldrick** · 19-07-2008, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Don't want to embarrass our kiwi, scot, welsh, aussie members

definition of a kiwi - living proof that poms fcuk sheep

which would be why this poll is bankrolled in english pounds

**Looper** · 19-07-2008, 09:11 AM

Don't fancy her dumpy mate on the left much. She would probably have to stand on a coffee table too.

**britmaveric** · 19-07-2008, 10:43 AM

Wouldnt a kiwi do it for fun, no dosh involved???

**kingwilly** · 19-07-2008, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

it will take 10 minutes of your time

bladdy hell, I dont take that long with my missus.....

**Dalton** · 19-07-2008, 11:57 AM

I would like it to get a shave first....

**Uncle Fester** · 19-07-2008, 12:05 PM

Is handcuff and a whip allowed ?? If so then I'm game...

**Uncle Fester** · 19-07-2008, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

bladdy hell, I dont take that long with my missus.....

You call your sheep missus ???

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