How many virgins have you shagged?

**SiamCutie** · 21-03-2006, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by cantona

SiamCutie, were you an arse virgin before you met CD Patricia?

hello cantona

I am not sure what you mean. What and who?

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 01:35 PM

Cantona your services are once again required mate.

**cantona** · 21-03-2006, 02:09 PM

Macha, is SCutie a bird or a geeza? My question can relate to both.

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 02:11 PM

A bird. That's what she said.

**aging one** · 21-03-2006, 02:26 PM

Her name was Christine Marcelli, and some major vein broke. We are talking blood, blood, and more blood. Enloe Memorial hospital in Chico California.

**DrAndy** · 21-03-2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by in4zip

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I tried when I was 13, but couldn't get it in

Andy is this one the half one ya mentioned above.. bet your balls hurt like hell for lack of release, mine sure did... but the darling blowed me and I did get da bitch a few hours later

where's the red stained sheets i hear you all say..? she was a rather anemic brit girl, pale as the moon and she got 'done' over a pile of leather cowhide skins my family exported to shoe factories.. so I guess somebody got to wear "da red spots" some where..oh well..

Nope, that was not the half. And no, my balls did not hurt as I came all over her pubes. Oh to be 13!!

no, the half was with a Malay girl. I was her second bloke; she said she had been raped when 14, but not very well! on our second/third fuk she bled like a pig, as her hymen had not been fully torn previously.

Luckily it was in a hotel, not my bedroom, I hate washing sheets

**Goddess of Whatever** · 21-03-2006, 02:40 PM

None.

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 21-03-2006, 02:41 PM

3 - All Japanese

**NickA** · 21-03-2006, 02:42 PM

Does incest count?

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 21-03-2006, 02:43 PM

oh dear....

**cantona** · 21-03-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Macha

A bird. That's what she said.

Mach, did you check for any dodgy lumps anywhere? MeCock's an expert.

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

3 - All Japanese

Wally youz the man.

**cantona** · 21-03-2006, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by NickA

Does incest count?

Can tell your a scouser NickA.

**in4zip** · 21-03-2006, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by cantona

Originally Posted by in4zip

she got 'done' over a pile of leather cowhide skins

did ya wear yer cowboy boots?

nah, the doing was done ..how to put it "undercover" ..in the back of our warehouse...
and I doubt Kathy's and my folks would have approved of our teenage longings

getting down to the foot gear though, its been a while back, but if memory serves me right, in them days Father bought his only lovely malechild

some type of Clark swade demi-boot, beige in colour..

did/do own riding boots and spurs though, but these are/were used once i discovered bdsm

**in4zip** · 21-03-2006, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

Her name was Christine Marcelli, and some major vein broke. We are talking blood, blood, and more blood. Enloe Memorial hospital in Chico California.

AO whose vein hers or yers?

funnyasfok never the less, can picture tha scene!

since in a Merka, the land of the prude, they got to "write a report"about everithing:
*put name of deflower/deflowered here*
age:...............
sex:...............
cause of hemoraging:....................
instrument that caused the hemoraging:..............

I wonder what was the copious bleeding attributed to crok and sak action

**DJ Pat** · 21-03-2006, 08:57 PM

I have done a few, can't see the pleasure to be honest.

**Ice Maiden** · 21-03-2006, 09:03 PM

None.

**Torbek** · 21-03-2006, 09:52 PM

Three.

Not worth the hassle. Clingy fuckin' things they are at that age.

They think because they gave you their "virtue" you are then somehow connected cosmically for life.

Bloody hard to get rid of them. One tried it on me again at her engagement party six months later. Came out with shit like "I don't really love this guy. I am always thinking of you!" I was stoned off my face and starting trying to take her up on the offer until someone knocked on the door and brought her to her senses.

Fucking idiot. I really couldn't understand her. I was only 19 at the time. I was just a skinny, moody kid with a chip on my shoulder who couldn't root for shit anyway.

Still can't.

The other two weren't quite as bad but that was back in pre-mobile telephone days, and my mum was a real bitch about passing on messages. I imagine I would have had to change my number if mobile phones were around then.

**Torbek** · 21-03-2006, 09:59 PM

Dickwad?

I get a red rep and an anonymous "dickwad" for the above post?

Fuckin' hell...

Surely you can do better than that, you bloody soft cock.

You couldn't think of some sort of clever come back or witty cut down you could have shared with everyone?

I guess not. You do seem to be a little lacking in imagination...

**Wayne Kerr** · 21-03-2006, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

I'm waiting til I get to heaven.

I wish you all the best...god knows you need it!

**mad_dog** · 21-03-2006, 10:45 PM

Why wasn't Jesus born in Bangkok?? Because there aren't any wise men or virgins

**hunter** · 22-03-2006, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by aging one

Her name was Christine Marcelli, and some major vein broke. We are talking blood, blood, and more blood. Enloe Memorial hospital in Chico California.

Too much information lol

**DrAndy** · 22-03-2006, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Why wasn't Jesus born in Bangkok?? Because there aren't any wise men or virgins

hah, get Memock to give you a bible lesson MD

one of the wise men came from the East, prob Bangkok

and they only needed one virgin, and I have met a couple there

**Fstop** · 22-03-2006, 10:43 AM

Only one. And she didn't bleed on the sheets because her hymen had already been broken. Difficult as hell to get it in, though. Took ages.

**barbaro** · 22-03-2006, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

OK I have broken in two and a half

Details, please. Details.

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