How many virgins have you shagged?

**Heartbreak Kid** · 21-03-2006, 11:35 AM

Sorry for nicking yar idea In4zip. mach seems to be reluctant to start this thread. Here's breakhearter starting it!!

I've lost the count of how many virgin gals got shagged by me. How many have you lot shagged so far?

**ChiangMai noon** · 21-03-2006, 11:36 AM

Hi mate, long time no see.

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 11:36 AM

You bastard heartbreak kiddo.

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 11:40 AM

You know him CMN? Now I know why you act weird sometimes.

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-03-2006, 11:40 AM

Just the one.

Never again...

**DrAndy** · 21-03-2006, 11:40 AM

claims without proof!!

show us the sheets!!

**poolcleaner** · 21-03-2006, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Heartbreak Kid

Sorry for nicking yar idea In4zip. mach seems to be reluctant to start this thread. Here's breakhearter starting it!!

I've lost the count of how many virgin gals got shagged by me. How many have you lot shagged so far?

I'm waiting til I get to heaven.
Then i'm going to fuck all of yours before you get there!!!

**Wayne Kerr** · 21-03-2006, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

I'm waiting til I get to heaven.

I wish you all the best...god knows you need it!

**poolcleaner** · 22-03-2006, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

I'm waiting til I get to heaven.

I wish you all the best...god knows you need it!

I'll be God's right hand man in weeks.

Casinos, beer bars, massage joints. The Buddhists will be pissed because noone will want to leave to be reborn except for the fat aussie chicks!!(and the IJWT crowd!)

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 11:43 AM

I got a sheet with red ink!

**DrAndy** · 21-03-2006, 11:44 AM

yes Macha, that sounds about right!!

**DrAndy** · 21-03-2006, 11:45 AM

OK I have broken in two and a half

**barbaro** · 22-03-2006, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

OK I have broken in two and a half

Details, please. Details.

**cantona** · 21-03-2006, 11:48 AM

Never shagged one - not even when I was 13.

**DrAndy** · 21-03-2006, 11:50 AM

I tried when I was 13, but couldn't get it in

**in4zip** · 21-03-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I tried when I was 13, but couldn't get it in

Andy is this one the half one ya mentioned above.. bet your balls hurt like hell for lack of release, mine sure did... but the darling blowed me and I did get da bitch a few hours later

where's the red stained sheets i hear you all say..? she was a rather anemic brit girl, pale as the moon and she got 'done' over a pile of leather cowhide skins my family exported to shoe factories.. so I guess somebody got to wear "da red spots" some where..oh well..

**DrAndy** · 21-03-2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by in4zip

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I tried when I was 13, but couldn't get it in

Andy is this one the half one ya mentioned above.. bet your balls hurt like hell for lack of release, mine sure did... but the darling blowed me and I did get da bitch a few hours later

where's the red stained sheets i hear you all say..? she was a rather anemic brit girl, pale as the moon and she got 'done' over a pile of leather cowhide skins my family exported to shoe factories.. so I guess somebody got to wear "da red spots" some where..oh well..

Nope, that was not the half. And no, my balls did not hurt as I came all over her pubes. Oh to be 13!!

no, the half was with a Malay girl. I was her second bloke; she said she had been raped when 14, but not very well! on our second/third fuk she bled like a pig, as her hymen had not been fully torn previously.

Luckily it was in a hotel, not my bedroom, I hate washing sheets

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 11:55 AM

When I was 13 I used to call my shit poopoo.

**SiamCutie** · 21-03-2006, 11:55 AM

I think this is a sad thread

I have never shagged a virgin. But I would if I could

**SiamCutie** · 21-03-2006, 11:56 AM

what did your shit call you macha?

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 11:57 AM

Siam Cutie!

**SiamCutie** · 21-03-2006, 11:59 AM

that is weird Macha, as that is my nik

why would poopoo say that I wonder!

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 12:00 PM

Stop wondering and contact me poopoo at your earliest convenience and find out for yourself.

**SiamCutie** · 21-03-2006, 12:05 PM

what, you still have your shit from when you 13?

you are weird macha, but we knew that!

**machangezi** · 21-03-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by SiamCutie

what, you still have your shit from when you 13?

you are weird macha, but we knew that!

We????

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