Aaaargh

**mrsquirrel** · 02-05-2008, 11:59 AM

The missus has the ability to make me angrier than anybody I know. Never met anybody who can wind me up so much.

She is doing her best to book a ticket back to Seoul but her ability at ordering tickets is appalling. After her first mistake of flying on a Saturday night and arriving on a Sunday. Where she forgot that it would be the next day and told me the wrong day to go to the airport. I have double checked her tickets.

This time she has gone off on her own to book it at a travel agent in BKK that is pretty good.

She told me she is flying on China Airlines back to Seoul. She's never used them before because they don't fly direct. I pointed this out and she starts harping on that she used them two times before - which she hasn't it was China Eastern. After a shouting match on the phone where she was adamant that she had and wouldn't listen I gave up.

Spoke to her the next day and read to her from the internet the flight times for China Airlines for that day. She then agreed that maybe it was China Eastern.

Today when calling to check what day she is arriving she tells me she is coming on China Airlines.
My bloody began boiling. Why are you coming on China Airlines?
- It'st he one I used last time -

You fucking didn't you used China Eastern. China airlines doesn't fly direct do you really want to fuck about in Taipae airport?
It does fly one way. One way is fucking different to direct.
No it's one way it doesn't stop. It never stopped before.
You've never fucking used them before.
I have two times -
you haven't
I have.
Look you stupid cnut you have never used China Airlines look at your old tickets you have hidden in your documents bag -
don't have them anymore -
you're lying you always keep them -
no i don't -
go look at them -
NO!! and hangs up the phone.

Call back 20 minutes later again looking at the two companies schedules -
China Airlines stops in taipai -
ok -
China Eastern is direct -
ok but china airlines opened a new route to Seoul I used it last time -
NO YOU DIDN'T IT WAS CHINA EASTERN!!!!. Fuck do what you want.

Never have I met a woman who can annoy me so much. I don't stay angry for more than a minute or so afterwards but my fucking god she can make me rage. I sometimes have to go stand outside. Doesn't happen very often but when it does it's good to get out and make sure there is nothing breakable near by.

Anybody else like this?

**Norton** · 02-05-2008, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Fuck do what you want.

Always the way to end these endless interchanges. Translated into Thai: Up to you darling!!

**JoGeAr** · 02-05-2008, 12:05 PM

Two things.
1. She's female
2. She's Thai

Reasoning, logic and fact don't come into it.

**kingwilly** · 02-05-2008, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Anybody else like this?

yes.

Originally Posted by JoGeAr

Two things.
1. She's female
2. She's Thai

Mine's Indo, aint much difference though. and faaaaaaarck can she yell back!

**Thetyim** · 02-05-2008, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Anybody else like this?

Yes.

My Ex would drive me crazy. Just couldn't admit to a slight mistake sometimes.

bkkmadness · 02-05-2008, 12:49 PM

Yes, too many times. My ex, lovely girl that she is, used to drive me absolutely mad with her logic.

I've felt much more relaxed since I regained my single life.

**MeMock** · 02-05-2008, 12:52 PM

No.

It is always me stuffing up the airline bookings

My wife flew out to Thailand this morning and I didn't have to do a single thing.

**stroller** · 02-05-2008, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Fuck do what you want.

Always the way to end these endless interchanges. Translated into Thai: Up to you darling!!

Exactly, the sooner you reach this conclusion, the better.

It is futile to go into the "I told you so" later, as she will not remember.

**obsidian** · 02-05-2008, 01:03 PM

why anyone who has ever had a wife would get another is beyond me.

**Norton** · 02-05-2008, 01:08 PM

masochism.

**Sir Burr** · 02-05-2008, 01:09 PM

Actually, my missus is great. Always admits it if she is wrong.

The time I got really wound up, was a long time ago when I took a girl from Bangkok to ko Samui. We rented a thatched hut at Cheweng beach. It was in the afternoon and you could see the moon. I remarked that the moon looked nice.
She said that it wasn't the moon. "What!", I said, "Of course it's the moon".
"Nope" she said "everyone knows that the moon only shines at night".
"OK, so what is it" I said.
She came out with "I don't know, but, it isn't the moon".

I bought her a bus ticket and packed her off to Bangkok.

**obsidian** · 02-05-2008, 01:10 PM

sado-masochism

**Texpat** · 02-05-2008, 01:10 PM

My wife always knows I'm right.

If I say jump, she asks how many pancakes I want for breakfast.

What's the story on this word, "missus?" I hear it a lot lately.

Isn't she either a wife or girlfriend? Maybe its the male equivalent of Ms. (a secret)

bkkmadness · 02-05-2008, 01:14 PM

I remember 3-4 years ago now sitting with my gf at a nice restaurant in Kanchanaburi, it's right on the river and with a view of the railway bridge.

As we were sitting there the conversation turned to the railway which my gf said was not used now. I knew it was still used because I'd been to Kanchanaburi many times and seen it go over the bridge.

But of course I am wrong, and she is right. Apparently mainly due to the fact that she is Thai and therefore knew exactly what happened in her country at all times.

So we argue some more over this, and she's repeatedly telling me there is no train that comes over the bridge.

Then we hear the familiar sound of a train horn in the distance. She goes a little quiet now, and tries to change the topic of conversation. But I don't let people off that easy and start asking her what that sound could possibly be. "Maybe birds calling in the forest? Monkeys perhaps?"

Now the great thing about the train that uses the River Kwai Bridge is that it travels at a snails pace and blows it's horn far in advance of getting to the bridge to avoid running over any tourists.

I had the pleasure of listening to this train horn sound for a good 15 minutes, and watching the gf squirm whilst struggling to regain her face was a delight.

When the train finally appeared through the trees I swear to god the sun shone brighter, the birds sang sweeter and the fish in the river back flipped with the joys of the world.

To this day whenever she tells me how right she is about something a 'choo choo' train like sound will shut her up.

**English Noodles** · 02-05-2008, 01:26 PM

Like i said in another post, some people are involved with uneducated, zero thinking women, others are involved with educated women who are able to think for themselves.

Never had such silly problems as what are being described here.

**Marmite the Dog** · 02-05-2008, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Anybody else like this?

My Mum.

**Marmite the Dog** · 02-05-2008, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Like i said in another post, some people are involved with uneducated, zero thinking women, others are involved with educated women who are able to think for themselves.

If it were that simple. Even so called 'educated' women are a complete pain in the arse, especially Thai ones.

**Texpat** · 02-05-2008, 01:29 PM

To this day whenever she is tell me how right she is about something a 'choo choo' train like sound will shut her up.

sweet

**NickA** · 02-05-2008, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

uneducated, zero thinking women, others are involved with educated women who are able to think for themselves

i didn't know there was a link between education and thinking, but go on....

bkkmadness · 02-05-2008, 01:37 PM

^^^^ The most educated ones make me laugh the most. I was on Koh Chang a couple of years back with the gf and her fellow workers, all very well educated, studied abroad, master degrees and all the rest of that crap.

On spotting a Sea Eagle fly above us one of them asked me "Is that someone's pet?"

bkkmadness with his handful of gcse's soon put her right. After I'd stopped laughing of course.

**walrus** · 02-05-2008, 02:07 PM

The only person who has Mcsquirrels problem in our relationship is my wife ... I dont think Ive ever met anyone as clueless as the walrus

**PlanK** · 02-05-2008, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

some people are involved with uneducated, zero thinking women

I had a girlfriend like that. But she was at least smart enough to know that she wasn't too smart and never insisted to be absolutely right about anything.

Except my choice of friends, and my drinking, and my (in her imagination) questionable faithfulness, and my lax attitude to money, and lack of appreciation of her, and inability to clean things, and...

**Sir Burr** · 02-05-2008, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Plan B

I had a girlfriend like that. But she was at least smart enough to know that she wasn't too smart and never insisted to be absolutely right about anything.

Pretty much describes my missus, bless her cotton socks.

bkkmadness · 02-05-2008, 02:52 PM

When I get married I'm going to insist my wife stays barefooted. Cotton socks gives them delusions of grandeur.

**kingwilly** · 02-05-2008, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Cotton socks gives them delusions of grandeur.

nothing cuter that a pair of white cotton socks on their feet when they going to bed

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