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    Fortune cookie

    Leave a post then check your repo ................

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    Confucious say: 'Don't use cannon to kill mosquito'.





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    OK, I don't do the Chinese thing, but I do have some English matelot sayings:

    'That's life in a lime green leotard'

    'My heart's pumping purple piss all over the place'

    'Life's a bitch and then you marry one'

    And..

    'You lie like a hairy egg' (reminds me soooo much of Reaper's av )

    Oh, and the sippers, shippers up to sandy bottoms. And the golden rivet thing. Never mind - ex matelots will know what I'm on about.


    OK, so what am I expecting to see on my repo, Mid???

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    'You lie like a hairy egg' (reminds me soooo much of Reaper's av )
    That one's a beauty!

    'You can crap in one hand and wish in the other and see which one gets filled first.'

    'Life is like a bed of roses but watch out for the pricks'

    'Life's a beach and then you dive' (the Aussie version)

    'Life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you're gonna get'

    'If you sleep with dogs you wake up with fleas'


    What are we supposed to do here Mid? Is there a point to this thread?

    Whoa it works!!!


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    Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!

    Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.

    Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.

    A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.

    Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

    Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

    Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

    Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

    Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

    Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

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    Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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    He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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    Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

    He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
    Elevator smell different to midget.

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    Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

    Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

    War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

    Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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    Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

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    It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

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    Learn to masturbate- It'll come in handy.

    Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

    He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons

    Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.

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