I mean cheating on your partner, not keeping a card up your sleeve or anything like that...

If I use a condom I'm not actually coming into contact with anything down there so that isn't cheating is it?...

If I do something with a girl in another country is that cheating?... So far away can't be classed as cheating can it?

If I dabble with a ladyboy is that cheating?... That's just a couple of blokes having a laugh together surely?

How do you define cheating?... Just curious like....