Thread: Have you ever ....

Have you ever eaten Durian and drank like a warm Singha?

I have and don't recommend it...

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Have you ever done a superman at 200km/h on a Thai road past the traffic police?

have you ever had a wank at 100km/hr, while your the one driving??

^ yes

Several times in fact on Newcastle Central motorway, onto the Kingston park roundabout and onto the airport road.

....

Have you ever had a wank in a department store toilet?

no.

what about a cheeky wank in the shower when the g/f is getting dressed in the other room?

^ yes - takes ages though and my knob is always red afterwards so I am sure she knows.

Department stores are exciting places to have a wank.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

^ yes - takes ages though

ya must be doing something wrong, i can knock one off in 3.5 minutes if i need to ...

have ya ever had ya missus give ya a footjob in the back of a taxi or car?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

stood up on your foot pegs while you are driving really fast on a highway, crouched over like a jockey and pretended you were riding a horse in a really big race, like the Oaks?

i thoroughly recommend it if you haven't.

it's thrilling and very good for your calf muscles.

No.

That said I don't drive and have never aspired to be a jockey - though I am about the right size.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

ya must be doing something wrong, i can knock one off in 3.5 minutes if i need to ...

You can come and show me how then.

^

no i wont!

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

^ yes

Several times in fact on Newcastle Central motorway, onto the Kingston park roundabout and onto the airport road.

what happens to.....where does.... oh never mind.

Originally Posted by MeMock

Have you....changed your tyres yet cmn?

oh and 1 more: Have you.....started drinking again?

yes and....just a bit of whiskey last night.
hit me quite hard.
off to play golf soon, wish i hadn't drunk anything.
my wife says i am far less boring drunk though.

golf,? bastard, i'm working

did i mention i am studying again? i have a 3 hour class after work today.

ESL in the mainstream, cos apparently we are ALL language teachers now.

its poo.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

have u ever had a sneaky wank while ur missus is in bed next to you?

No, but once I pissed in the bed, and blaimed her for it the morning...

^ Classy feller.

Ever hold your fingertips in your underarms and then smell them?

yep.


Ever hold your fingertips in your ass crack and then smell them?

i have, in fact i did that once but got my g/f to smell them, for some reason she didn't like that much.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

but got my g/f to smell them

Which one?

Originally Posted by Texpat

Ever hold your fingertips in your underarms and then smell them?

Give me a break...I've got shaved arm-pits....

youse cvnts must be REAL bored, get a job or something.