Thread: Have you ever ....

stood up on your foot pegs while you are driving really fast on a highway, crouched over like a jockey and pretended you were riding a horse in a really big race, like the Oaks?

i thoroughly recommend it if you haven't.

it's thrilling and very good for your calf muscles.

i take it you have started smoking again

and drinking

yes. fun innit?

Originally Posted by Milkman

the doo-doo will hit the fan

Or worse yet.....The pavement...

feel free to ask an "have you ever...." question if you have done anything nearly as inovative.

have u ever dropped ur bike?

Interesting choice of horse race..

I would have chosen one over the sticks.

^^
not yet, in 6 years, no.

Charley, i always preferred the flat stuff.
genuine class acts.

donkeys over sticks always threw a spanner in the betting ointment.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

have u ever dropped ur trousers

Yes, I have.

^ were you ever caught with them down?

Quite likely - try running with them round your ankles and see how it hampers your top speed.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ were you ever caught with them down?

I don't care about getting caught. The more that see me, the better.

I had this wicked chopper with extended forks -- used to ride down the grassy hill by Dorthy "bad breath" Baker's house. My mom told me not to do it but I did it sometimes anyway. I'm a little crazy like that.

have u ever had a sneaky wank while ur missus is in bed next to you?

Originally Posted by Texpat

I had this wicked chopper with extended forks -- used to ride down the grassy hill by Dorthy "bad breath" Baker's house. My mom told me not to do it but I did it sometimes anyway. I'm a little crazy like that.

Funny we used to make choppers like that by cutting off the forks from another junk bike we got from the local bike shop and shoving the bike forks inside them to extend them..

^^
a few time, yes.

Now take another look at that and work out what happens when you ride it

I'll ask my wife to do it next time. Might be a good view for a pillion passenger.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Now take another look at that and work out what happens when you ride it

Based on where the chain sprocket is located on the rear, it must go up and down like a horse galloping I should think?? And be damned hard to peddle..

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

stood up on your foot pegs while you are driving really fast on a highway, crouched over like a jockey and pretended you were riding a horse in a really big race, like the Oaks?

i thoroughly recommend it if you haven't.

it's thrilling and very good for your calf muscles.

No but I do often take my hands off the steering wheel while driving then pump my arms furiously as if I was running really fast which pleases me.

I've stood up in my stirups and drank a beer while going really fast...well a canter...ok, a walk...but it was really exciting!

Have you....changed your tyres yet cmn?

oh and 1 more: Have you.....started drinking again?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

stood up on your foot pegs while you are driving really fast on a highway, crouched over like a jockey and pretended you were riding a horse in a really big race, like the Oaks?

Did it for about an hour straight going 170k or so on my way to BKK after leaving Chiang mai drunk and frustrated..

Have you ever done a superman at 200km/h on a Thai road past the traffic police?

I have.