Stress; I need a seriously stiff drink

[kingwilly]

crap crap crap.

I'm still shaking,

been a few things happening lately to add stress to my life. (some deserved some not) anyway, it all begins to add up, and then the small things fck you off.

like, only one person has keys to the building i work in (a knee-jerk policy introduced due to some stoopid fck stealing shit years ago) if i wanna work after 4.00pm at work, i'm supposed to feckin get boss to sign a triplicate form to give me permission to stay late, usually this does noone bothers with this stupid rule, but lately the poor bastard that has to wait for me to finish work and then lock up has been hassling me to hurry up every day and why havent i got the forms signed? he did it again today...

a tour/excursion company i deal with is causing me hassle to the tune of about 500,000 baht - silly bastards sent me some cooked up set of figures today regarding this stoopid matter ...

had an arguement with some venomous snake in australia causing me no end of grief today...

So anyway, i'm driving home trying to stay calm, indonesian road traffic is mental, and i kept reminding myself, it doesnt matter, drive slow, i'm not in a rush to get home...

a couple of hundred metres before home, i'm going around a bend - real slow - real careful and somne stupid fckn moron fckn indo dead shite brainless cvnt riding at god knows wot fckn speed thinks he;s micheal shoemacker but doesnt need a fkcn helmet slams into anto another fckn idoit indonesion i dont need a fkcn helmet inshallah and netiher does my passenger on a motorbike and the lot of them career into my car at right angles knocking one prone face day onto the ground after flying over my fkcing bonnet and the other 2 slowly get up adn a crowd forms and i think fck its always the farangs fault....

a crowd forms, my indo skills aint great, i txt MrsKW - help, ring me now (cos my goddamn fckn phone company wont let me ring out god knows why) and she's to fcking busy...

anyway, they all got up and eventually rode off, the car a bit dinged up, i'm a bit shaken

but whateva

[chinthee]

Bule always has to pay. Same same as Farang. But...you know that going into that shithole didn't you?

[dirtydog]

^^Your life seems to be a continual line of mishaps and fok ups, I think if you and scampy lived together you would make the national and maybe international news quite often, anyway it makes us feel good about our normal boring lives and not having dilemas of having to chop off half our knobs for our girlfriends, hey, scampy had that problem as well, something about towel lint build up or something

[November Rain]

Hey, KW, life's a bitch & then you marry one. Or so my ex-hubby used to tell me.

Seriously, sweetie, shit happens. To all of us to greater or lesser degrees. Lord knows, I've had my share, too. The only thing you can do is not let it get you down for more than one day. Allow yourself a day of feeling sorry for yourself if you need it, & then get up the next day & kick arse.

Calm yourself down, have a drink if you need it & get a cuddle (at least) from Mrs KW.

[kingwilly]

cheers matey,

but now we arguing...

[Loombucket]

Sorry to hear that KW. Years ago, I had a mate who had problems with kids running into his old dog of a car. The poor old wreck was so rusted that everytime he went over a bump something else fell off. He hit on this idea of filling the spare wheel well, the bottoms of the doors and any other small space with concrete. This held the car together but was bad on the clutch, serious on the suspension and a total no-no on the brakes. The transformation was completed but putting thick bits of wood behind the top of the headlights, in order to see the road.

The first kid who rammed it busted a leg and wasted his pushbike. Unfortunately, his BIL borrowed it one night and ruined the wall, the carpark and the outside sh*thouse of the local pub. Locals said that it was so heavy, they had to hire a crane for trucks to remove it. The BIL had more bones broken, than not broken, but survived.

I'm not suggesting that you try this but I felt that you needed a laugh.

[barbaro]

This will pass KW.

It will pass.


Here....this is on me:

[dirtydog]

Lets think up some thread titles of what could happen if scampy and willy lived together

scampy chopped my knob off while repairing the lawn mower in our kitchen

[Spin]

^ I caught Kingwilly sniffing my dirty underwear, should I move out?

[Thetyim]

^
No

Give him artificial respiration and phone for an ambulance

[kingwilly]

jaysus an xg/f has been emailing my missus with all sorts of stories, its not good

[Marmite the Dog]

an xg/f

Which one?

Actually, can you make a poll and we can guess. Remember you can only have 10 options.

[Spin]

Give him artificial respiration

Last rites more like!

But seriously, in reply to the op. My life was the same 10 years ago. Trouble and stress followed me around like a bad smell. Turns out when I cleaned up the way i lived my life all that bad shit disapearred.

[obsidian]

coincidence, perhaps.

[sharon]

Yeah.. shit happens sometimes but you will get over it.

[Spin]

coincidence, perhaps.

Maybe, I was boozing, taking drugs and womanising. Burning the candle at both ends so to speak.

[dirtydog]

I hope your not implying hairy kingwilly does that sort of disgusting stuff? well apart from the women bit

[Spin]

^ No No No not at all

[Jet Gorgon]

Cry, cry, Baby.
I thought you had a driver, KW?
Have a beer and feel better.

[obsidian]

just what he needs i bet.

[zipcode]

KW, have you figured out yet that your troubles seem to be proportional to the amount of time you spend on TD?

[kingwilly]

I thought you had a driver, KW?

his day off.

KW, have you figured out yet that your troubles seem to be proportional to the amount of time you spend on TD?

soooooo, TD is the problem!? hmmmm.

so at 4.000 posts I should have only half the problems that CMN has and roughly a quarter of the problems DD should have.

well, that does make me feel better now !

[mrsquirrel]

jaysus an xg/f has been emailing my missus with all sorts of stories, its not good

What sort of stories?

[kingwilly]

What sort of stories?

without going into the gory details, a whole lotta lies mixed in with bits of truth to make the whole thing sounds believable....

[mrsquirrel]

^ So the truth then