Shrinking Clothes

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I'm wearing only shirts from now on - T-Shirts and other such tops just shrink all the time.

What is this country coming to.

[Marmite the Dog]

I'm wearing only shirts from now on - T-Shirts and other such tops just shrink all the time.

That's what I keep on saying to myself.

Everyone else says it's because I'm getting fatter.

[klongmaster]

Scampy: try buying decent t-shirts...I've never had a problem with any of mine shrinking...oh, you ever consider that you might be getting fat?..

oops...didn't see MtDs post there... great minds and all that...

[stroller]

Mine just fall apart or have strange stuff spilled over them that I can't remember - it's trousers and belts that shrink.

[AntRobertson]

You can have all mine, they're too big for me now.

[stroller]

Maybe whoever will pick me up for the Korat meet would be so kind as to collect Ant's T-shirts for me on the way here?
Frankie?

[AntRobertson]

Sorry, I meant Scamps can have them. You don't want them, it'd be like wearing a tent.

[Texpat]

^ I'm wearing a dark-green button-down Timberline with two inside pockets.

I'm not sure what size it is, but the label says "four-man."

[AntRobertson]

the label says "four-man."

That means either you are really rather, errm, 'rotund' or that you purchased it at the 2nd-2nd-Hand shop.

So which is it; are you a fatty or a spendthrift?

[Texpat]

Can't I be both?

[Jarvis]

Sorry, I meant Scamps can have them. You don't want them, it'd be like wearing a tent.

Why is that? Oh I forgot, difficult for a family to eat on 20,000b per month...looser

[sabang]

Loose button shirts are more comfy anyway.
I'm amazed to see falangs wearing crew neck T's during the hot months here.
They prolly wear synthetic jocks too.

[Marmite the Dog]

Oh I forgot, difficult for a family to eat on 20,000b per month...looser

You're determined to make a complete arse of yourself tonight, aren't you?

[oldgit]

Make sure you buy shirts long enough to cover your modesty Scampy or buy synthetic jocks also as sabang suggests.

[AntRobertson]

Sorry, I meant Scamps can have them. You don't want them, it'd be like wearing a tent.

Why is that? Oh I forgot, difficult for a family to eat on 20,000b per month...looser

Not really, B20,000 buys a fair bit of food. Ok so that's not many nights out at restaurants but then again with two infants we aren't having those anyways.

[kingwilly]

^ why not, the staff will look after them the whole night anyhow!

[MeMock]

too right,

one thing I love about dining out in Thailand, they have so many staff hanging around doing nothing, they suddenly jump to attention because they all want to hold the luk kreung, and they usually do so for the entire evening

[mrsquirrel]

Why is that? Oh I forgot, difficult for a family to eat on 20,000b per month...looser

I think looser is the actual problem there Jarvis. Did you mean loser?

[Marmite the Dog]

I think looser is the actual problem their Jarvis. Did you mean loser?

Did you mean 'there'?

[mrsquirrel]

Fuck Off You Cock Sucking Monkey Fucking Pig Licking Donkey Pulling Fat ****.

[slimboyfat]

too right,

one thing I love about dining out in Thailand, they have so many staff hanging around doing nothing, they suddenly jump to attention because they all want to hold the luk kreung, and they usually do so for the entire evening

I was offered $60,000 for my son when he was a baby by a Singaporean couple.

Now he is 11 and I wish I had taken them up on the offer.

Sorry thats got nothing to do with shrinking clothes. I have a problem with short sleeve shirts that shrink just enough to make the arms of the shirt too short.

[klongmaster]

Why is that? Oh I forgot, difficult for a family to eat on 20,000b per month...looser

some new leaf jarvis...

[Texpat]

I have a problem with short sleeve shirts that shrink just enough to make the arms of the shirt too short.

[mrsquirrel]

was offered $60,000 for my son when he was a baby by a Singaporean couple. Now he is 11 and I wish I had taken them up on the offer.

That's the kick me thread.

[English Noodles]

I'm wearing a dark-green button-down Timberline with two inside pockets.

I thought they made knives.