Thread: The type of thai slut that goes for a farang guy

Originally Posted by Smeg

So, I've just called your little asian shagpiece a thai slut. Get over it or red me to hell, I couldn't care either way.

There are 5 levels of thai slut that date and shack up with farang men:

1) Ignoramous village idiot type: this girl has buck teeth, a skeletal frame and a cute smile, and ended up in gogobars as a desperate thrust into trying to make a life for herself and her elders. She has basic thai bullshit skills, enough to convince the average 2-week sex-starved farang that she is a hot asian girl worthy of time and financial investment.

2) Attractively figured farm-girl, has some wits about her and a figure that puts most farang girls to shame i.e. less than 50kg. She pretends to be attractive to thai guys (even though any thai guy with a brain wouldn't even notice it if it was burning to death) and uses her primitive wit and charm to appeal to the farang man's need for simple humour and entertainment after a lifetime in a developed world he can't keep up with. Either employed in a bar or a menial job.

3) The minx, the hot bargirl with 3 monthly sponsors and an equal number of weekly contributors. This girl has mastered the art of male-fobbing, making men believe that she likes them and is thus worthy of more than an hours attention. numerous emails and sms's add to the illusion. This type of girl is an both urban myth and a very sad reality.

4) Medium looking office/sales/promotion/hotel etc girl, likely above average intelligence / education, the kind of girl who expat farang males crave after they have either got bored of 1-3 girl or have run out of disposable income. This kind of girl also meets older farangs who believe they know it all about thailand and have set their sights on meeting a normal girl, and non-gold digger, but who have hit a whole new level of cunning without knowing it.

5) very good looking hi-so chinese thai babes, flirt with anything farang but will give the runaround to any farang other than one with or easily able to afford an audi TT. These girls are on a developed-world learning curve, keen to meet, experience, and play with. They will marry a wealthy thai guy after their toying ends.

Now, no doubt some people will pipe up with "hey, my girl is none of the above, she is a real thai, and has a real love and respect of me as a farang man, and isn't concerned at all with money or opportunism." I bow to you, and if you can convince me that it is real, open-minded, selfless love, I'll take off and eat a few hats to you. But you'll need more than blinkered "I'm a fatish ugly guy who has managed to find a way to live in thailand and shag a thai girl who is far more attractive than i could get anywhere else" story. Equally, some pompous twats will think they know best and overlook the obvious. Bring it on.....

HAVE BEEN THERE LEARN THE LESSON

Originally Posted by Smeg

little asian shagpiece a thai slut

This is the girl I want! But you didnt give her a number, please give her a number!

Originally Posted by Smeg

Now, no doubt some people will pipe up with "hey, my girl is none of the above, she is a real thai, and has a real love and respect of me as a farang man, and isn't concerned at all with money or opportunism." I bow to you, and if you can convince me that it is real, open-minded, selfless love, I'll take off and eat a few hats to you...

Not only is this bait rotten, but in casting his line Smeg's managed to get it horribly tangled around his own legs and the hook has got him through the mouth.

Why would anyone need to "convince" an anonymous troll on an internet forum that their relationship is legitimate. Methinks Smeg is quite deluded.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Methinks Smeg is quite deluded.

its taken you how long to work this out?

Methinks Ant is not quite as smart as he would have as believe....

Smeg, can we have the 4 types of farang who marry a Thai slut?

sluts make the best wifes, that's what my mother told me

Why couldn't you just say 'I'm different, I live in Thailand but I don't have a Thai girlfriend' and save yourself time?

Originally Posted by sabang

My girls none of the above.

My wife is all of the above.

Well at least a few words from each "level"...

Originally Posted by kingwilly

its taken you how long to work this out?

Never judge people to quick....I still think you're an alright kind of guy...

^^ You're so chilled out Bluecat, you don't need Xannax do you.

I wish I could be like you.

Sorry to read about all your bad experiences with the women here Smeg, and thanks for taking the time, to warn the rest of us, whom you presume to be in danger of similar treatment, which you received. Maybe writing about your negative experiences with the ladies will ease the pain, but I hope you will keep an open mind, and consider that there might be something wrong with you. May I ask, what are you doing now, that you are completely turned off by the women, could you be playing pick up the soap with the boys? https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies/cmn.gif

Originally Posted by Dalton

I still think you're an alright kind of guy...

silly you!

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

My girl is different

She's really a bloke?

smeg , why do you have this fixation with the girlfriends/wives of foreigners and teachers in Thailand ? I do wonder what you were fixated with back in your country of origin ? I am glad it is your life you are living and not mine.

Judging by the level of some of the farangs that can get a Thai girlfriend here, to not be able to get a girlfriend, I simply can not imagine what smeg must be like!

mine's a katoey. What number's that?

If Thai birds and teaching aren't Smeg's thing, what the fook does give him fun?

Originally Posted by madjbs

Judging by the level of some of the farangs that can get a Thai girlfriend here, to not be able to get a girlfriend, I simply can not imagine what smeg must be like!

Maybe he just doesn't want one, there are plenty like him about, endure, Jdinasia, Ijustwannateach, Pieceblondie, tao, farang prince, to name but a few.

Noodles.

So, apart from trying to see how many people you could insult with one single post, what was the point in your mind with this thread, Smeg?

Originally Posted by Smeg

So, I've just called your little asian shagpiece a thai slut. Get over it or red me to hell, I couldn't care either way...... Bring it on.....

Just curious. Have you ever had sex?

I prefer the village idiot. Anything else is too much of a challenge for me.

Originally Posted by hillbilly

Originally Posted by Smeg

So, I've just called your little asian shagpiece a thai slut. Get over it or red me to hell, I couldn't care either way...... Bring it on.....

Just curious. Have you ever had sex?

Didn't you know? Smeg kills his girlfriends and then has sex.

like a stick insect no?

^^Smeg how many of your girlfriends have died? I sorta lost count...