Chinese New year, what would it take you to kill your neighbour?

**dirtydog** · 06-02-2008, 10:17 PM

So now it is Chinese New year, my neighbours are farangs and Thais, why the fok do they think it is ok for them to set off fire crackers outside my place? I mean they aint even slightly foking chinky, foking bunch of ****s that need shooting....

**chitown** · 06-02-2008, 10:19 PM

Chinese New Year, what would it take to kill your neighbor?

Not much

**Fabian** · 06-02-2008, 10:20 PM

I thought it's tomorow?

**dirtydog** · 06-02-2008, 10:21 PM

You tell the Thais and drunken moron farangs that fabian

**Norton** · 06-02-2008, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Fabian

I thought it's tomorow?

It's a little like Songkran. Starts two days early and ends a day late. Any excuse to make a lot of noise. But you are right it is 7 Feb.

**buriramboy** · 06-02-2008, 10:34 PM

I'm not argueing that Chinese New Year is tomorrow, just seems bizarre to me why my daughter was off school today because of Chinese Year yet has to go in tomorrow, anyway been quite lucky just had one set of fire crackers go off near me at about 5pm earlier.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 06-02-2008, 11:03 PM

Firecrackers at 8am are offensive... I'd rather be called a Farang.

**Happyman** · 06-02-2008, 11:21 PM

Last year my f*ckin neighbours - Thais , not Chinese - set off such a barrage of firecrackers that 2of my breeding songbirds had heart attacks and died !!!

Tonight they did it again - none died but they panicked and a new one that was in the "getting to know" you cage ( one I put new birds in close to the aviary so they can get used to each other without contact /aggression) went apeshit.
Hit the cage ( a normal rattan local thing) so hard the bars bent and he was away!!!
Have been waiting to get one of those - Blue eared Barbet - for a long time to breed from !

Neighbours!!!

**dirtydog** · 06-02-2008, 11:25 PM

I have to admit i was tempted to shoot at the morons today, they got fireworks spraying all over my car and i was just getting more annoyed, I mean these twats weren't even chinks, one was a farang.

**Marmite the Dog** · 06-02-2008, 11:27 PM

Do you really need an excuse to kill a Chink?

**buriramboy** · 06-02-2008, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I have to admit i was tempted to shoot at the morons today, they got fireworks spraying all over my car and i was just getting more annoyed, I mean these twats weren't even chinks, one was a farang.

You should move to a respectable neighbourhood.

**Happyman** · 06-02-2008, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Do you really need an excuse to kill a Chink?

My partner for the last 13 years is a Chink !!!!!

But thankfully she hates their attitude and behaviour as well .
E.G can confirm

!

**Happyman** · 06-02-2008, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Happyman

Last year my f*ckin neighbours - Thais , not Chinese - set off such a barrage of firecrackers that 2of my breeding songbirds had heart attacks and died !!!

Tonight they did it again - none died but they panicked and a new one that was in the "getting to know" you cage ( one I put new birds in close to the aviary so they can get used to each other without contact /aggression) went apeshit.
Hit the cage ( a normal rattan local thing) so hard the bars bent and he was away!!!
Have been waiting to get one of those - Blue eared Barbet - for a long time to breed from !

Neighbours!!!

Forgot to add that it is only one family who are complete prats - other neighbours are OK !
And it pisses them off as well - they gave the prats an earful on their and my behalf this evening !

**Topper** · 06-02-2008, 11:58 PM

Its midnight...they're starting here....fuck!!!!!

**Happyman** · 07-02-2008, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Its midnight...they're starting here....fuck!!!!!

Same here!

Have all the birds indoors in a quiet room until tomorrow.

Luckily they are nearly all "hand trained" and were easy to catch and cage!

The watercock was something different though !

F*ckinell! their beaks are sharp - glad I'm not a little fish or a tadpole !

**everglaze** · 07-02-2008, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

they got fireworks spraying all over my car and i was just getting more annoyed.

Maybe they like you, and just want you to enjoy a good time!

But if it were my car, Id be post-en how I got Even.

**Fabian** · 07-02-2008, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by Happyman

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Its midnight...they're starting here....fuck!!!!!

Same here!

Have all the birds indoors in a quiet room until tomorrow.

Luckily they are nearly all "hand trained" and were easy to catch and cage!

The watercock was something different though !

I thought this to be a funny posts until I figured out you are literally talking about birds.

**Hootad Binky** · 07-02-2008, 03:41 AM

Earplugs - so essential to living in Thailand.

**Mr Earl** · 07-02-2008, 06:49 AM

And one of these:

**Mr Earl** · 07-02-2008, 06:50 AM

And this:

**slimboyfat** · 07-02-2008, 06:56 AM

Happy CNY everyone.

Off work today and tomorrow

**smeden** · 07-02-2008, 06:59 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

So now it is Chinese New year, my neighbours are farangs and Thais, why the fok do they think it is ok for them to set off fire crackers outside my place? I mean they aint even slightly foking chinky, foking bunch of ****s that need shooting....

i look at papers who tels me it is the year of the rat so maybee people start to eat rats

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-02-2008, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by smeden

so maybee people start to eat rats

I think they already eat rats. It's where they get their morals from.

**Fstop** · 07-02-2008, 01:06 PM

They started at 12:30 am here in Rachada. Went on for an hour. If I had to work the next day I'd be forging suicide notes.

**Jet Gorgon** · 07-02-2008, 01:42 PM

Our village had a Chinese temple. All the farangs who lived near it moved out for a week. Couldn't go anywhere on Samui that was quiet -- most Samuians came from Hainan in the 1800s. Sure, lots of good luck pieces of paper written in characters over doors, but none of these folks can even say hello in Chinese.
Anyway, my dogs went schizoid with the fireworks. Hid under the bed, peed all over, hearts racing, howling...drove me batty.

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