Thread: Who says farts aren't funny?

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farting isn't funny.

Farts are the funniest thing in the universe

Have a brownie, sorry a greenie

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

The wonderful james Hook celebrates shitting on England on Saturday..

How can you celebrate a turd but not laugh at a fart ?

^
remember dicky?

farted on my face today.

hilarious.

I listened to them all and didn't laugh or even smile - not once.

Then again I have been a bit depressed lately, on a normal day a I may have found it amusing, but nothing beats the real thing at a funeral or school assembly.

It's not the fart that's funny, it's the innapropriate situation whereby you let it out.

Originally Posted by Texpat

Who says farts aren't funny?

The GF

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

farted on my face today.

Sorry but that is making me giggle.
It is so much funnier when the receiver is not a farting fan.
Is Dicky a member yet, I want to green him

^
I'll pass on a virtual green via text message, just after I've redded you.

Not me! I think they're fcuking hilarious. Inappropriate time or place is key.

^ DB are you the poster that frequents Phuket-info? If so tell Dawsey and the gang that their a bunch of low life from me.

Mai Thai bar give me a break.

dicky? isnt that something some rich folks with speech impediments wear around their neck? no straight man should himself to be called dicky in merka. wouldnt be proper.

dont you sleep, scamp?

^ Only a couple of hours tonight - I'm not having such a good time lately.

What's your excuse?

had to make some calls to the usa.

hang in. hope things improve for you.

I love to fart. To get some good ones, eat Sum Tum Bpoo Bplah and drink warm Chang beer! Guaranteed great farts within a couple hours! (and maybe a little liquid poo too?)

Broon Ale farts are not funny especially when mixed with a kebab or cheap roadside burger with onions. Phoar...terrible memories of the Gallowgate end on match days.

Originally Posted by Kryptonite

I love to fart. To get some good ones, eat Sum Tum Bpoo Bplah and drink warm Chang beer! Guaranteed great farts within a couple hours! (and maybe a little liquid poo too?)

Who let you out of your cage.....

The best farts are the simultaneous ones done while 69ing. First you fart, then the aroma causes an intense mutual orgasm.

http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/fart/fart.shtml

^ I wonder if that is how Eve came to be?

Originally Posted by chinthee

The best farts are the simultaneous ones done while 69ing.

He he!

I love the smell of my own but I am still searching for a girl who shares my enthusiasm

Q. When is farting not funny?

A. When you are in Cambodia - It's quite scary. The food doesnt agree with me so I have to ease it out with great trepidation trying to detect if it really is a fart and ready to slam on the brakes otherwise.

Even worse is when you forget your condition and let rip with abandon and then have to waddle with your hand on your arse to the nearest shitter

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