How many 5-year olds would it take...?

**Mr Earl** · 03-02-2008, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

[IMG]http:/y/teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10395/untitled%7E2.jpg[/IMG]

You are a very tall experienced martial artist, and vicious ball kickin mofo.

Hansum man to I'll bet stun them with your good looks.

**Ping** · 03-02-2008, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

14. I think I screwed up big time by saying that I wouldn't fight them as they were only kids & that I wouldn't, under any circumstances, use kids as weapons against other kids...

Ah, see NR - you're just a softy at heart!

**nedwalk** · 03-02-2008, 02:37 PM

27 and i feel guilty, but ferk em its me or them!

**hillbilly** · 03-02-2008, 04:00 PM

I could have beat more but they ganged up on me.

**machangezi** · 03-02-2008, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

...to knock you out?

More than 20 for me:

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Two weeks ago Mhz and I got knocked out by some 30 drunk fucks (aged b/w 20-25 yrs). Two of them were taken to hospital for broken arms and us to hospital for multiple injuries on head.
I always disliked the way Smeg and Marmite describe Thais but here I am experiencing it the hard way. Sorry Smeg/Marmers, I was wrong.

I wouldn't tell this story, if I hadn't witnessed some shit yesterday.

What forced us peace lovers to fight is what I will describe in a new thread (due in a day or two) with our photos bleeding from head.

**machangezi** · 03-02-2008, 05:20 PM

16

Prolly that's the reason we got knocked out.

**hillbilly** · 03-02-2008, 05:39 PM

[quote=machangezi;523645]

Originally Posted by stroller

....Two weeks ago Mhz and I got knocked out by some 30 drunk fucks (aged b/w 20-25 yrs). Two of them were taken to hospital for broken arms and us to hospital for multiple injuries on head.
I always disliked the way Smeg and Marmite describe Thais but here I am experiencing it the hard way. Sorry Smeg/Marmers, I was wrong.

I wouldn't tell this story, if I hadn't witnessed some shit yesterday.

Damn, I glad you guys are ok. What happened?????

**ebeth** · 03-02-2008, 05:49 PM

25... a only sligtly bending the truth

martali arts, biting and kicking.

-hope the guys who got attacked are OK again. As hillbilly asked ...what the oups happened?

**Dalton** · 04-02-2008, 11:02 AM

27 of the fokkers, I'm getting to soft on my old days...

**reinvented** · 04-02-2008, 11:04 AM

31, honest answers
im gonna post this on ajarn

**Ping** · 04-02-2008, 12:06 PM

I wonder how sTroller went - I reckon he'd have his hands full with one of the little blighters. He'd be telling the brat to pick on someone his own size...

**Driventowin** · 04-02-2008, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by ebeth

martali arts

Ouch!!! "Martali arts" is that some sort of new Italian painting and statue throwing, self defense technique or something??

That sounds lethal...

.....Where can I get lessons???

**Marmite the Dog** · 04-02-2008, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by machangezi

I always disliked the way Smeg and Marmite describe Thais but here I am experiencing it the hard way.

Don't bring me into this. I like Thais, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

**Jet Gorgon** · 04-02-2008, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

14. I think I screwed up big time by saying that I wouldn't fight them as they were only kids & that I wouldn't, under any circumstances, use kids as weapons against other kids...

I got 14, too. But I said I'd use one of the rugrats as a weapon.

**Ping** · 04-02-2008, 02:00 PM

You got only 14 Jetty? You must have mellowed.

**Tao** · 04-02-2008, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Ping

You got only 14 Jetty? You must have mellowed.

10 5 yo's deducted for being a split arse.

**stroller** · 04-02-2008, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Ping

I wonder how sTroller went - I reckon he'd have his hands full with one of the little blighters. He'd be telling the brat to pick on someone his own size...

It seems my very own private stalker hasn't read the OP.

**Ping** · 04-02-2008, 03:24 PM

Apologies, Troll - read into the post 'really' went.

**Bubba** · 04-02-2008, 09:07 PM

I got 23 of the little fokkers before I was pulled to the floor and eviserated with 1000 of milk teeth. I liked the question about 'would you feel it was morally wrong to use one of the 5 year-olds as a weapon with which to beat the other five year-olds.

Hell, yeah.

**chinthee** · 04-02-2008, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Originally Posted by ebeth

martali arts

Ouch!!! "Martali arts" is that some sort of new Italian painting and statue throwing, self defense technique or something??

That sounds lethal...

.....Where can I get lessons???

I think he (she?) meant marital arts, which is a foreign subject for me, being as I have failed at three of them, and probably on my way to number 4.

**Driventowin** · 05-02-2008, 12:58 AM

Of course Chinthee, light hearted fun, hence my little smilies..
Maybe you should take up Martali Arts instead then????

**ebeth** · 05-02-2008, 03:27 AM

Ok that is what you get when you do not read your own posts before hitting the button!
It should have been M-A-R-T-I-A-L arts..I think it is something where you take finger paint and load into a small canon but I am not sure

It could be Italian. It could involve statues as ammo...

Originally Posted by chinthee

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Originally Posted by ebeth

martali arts

Ouch!!! "Martali arts" is that some sort of new Italian painting and statue throwing, self defense technique or something??

That sounds lethal...

.....Where can I get lessons???

I think he (she?) meant marital arts, which is a foreign subject for me, being as I have failed at three of them, and probably on my way to number 4.

Ok. so you are divorcing your 4th husband/wife. Well god luck with number 5

**November Rain** · 05-02-2008, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Originally Posted by November Rain

14. I think I screwed up big time by saying that I wouldn't fight them as they were only kids & that I wouldn't, under any circumstances, use kids as weapons against other kids...

I got 14, too. But I said I'd use one of the rugrats as a weapon.

Aaah, I must have made points on being taller & having longer reach, then.

**kingwilly** · 05-02-2008, 07:25 AM

how does this game work then?

**Driventowin** · 05-02-2008, 11:02 AM

KW go to the OP and click on the link there is a game on that link. You can follow the instructions from there..

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