The Urge

**dirtydog** · 17-02-2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Q

Looking back I can safely say that I had no urge to bone any of those women more an obligation to my friends.

Did your friends get to watch?

**colourful-era** · 17-02-2006, 03:02 PM

can't really see the point of going to Pattaya if you don't enjoy whoring - I mean it's not exactly renowned for its white sandy beaches etc..

I love whoring down there - way better than BK I reckon!

**DrAndy** · 17-02-2006, 03:04 PM

must have a nice beach holiday in Pattaya soon

so, the secret is out MrsQ, even you did not know it

**colourful-era** · 17-02-2006, 03:06 PM

maybe you just picked the wrong women there - some are skanks for sure but there's plenty of nice 'farm girls' to be had too.

**DrAndy** · 17-02-2006, 03:09 PM

hmmm, maybe

you would think he would know what he would like though

**benbaaa** · 17-02-2006, 07:49 PM

Glad to see somebody on here sticking up for whoring. Thought I might have to do it myself for a few awful moments...

**colourful-era** · 17-02-2006, 07:50 PM

I think most of us here like a bit/lot of whoring!

**danbo** · 18-02-2006, 02:51 AM

I don't believe it's compulsory. I sometimes do; I sometimes don't; sometimes I start and then stop after 10 seconds shouting out loud 'Oh No Doris, not on my shift!'; and sometimes I pretend that I'm about to start and then I run away with a pronounced limp singing songs from the Sound of Music - it all depends on the type of mood I am in. I know one thing though: whatever I do in the privacy of my own wet-suit I keep to myself. I've as much interest in somebody else's bedroom habits as I have in their toilet habits....and that's zero.

**William** · 18-02-2006, 04:59 AM

Danbo,

You whipe with the left or the right. And are those spray guns not a pain in the arse - literally

**Marmite the Dog** · 18-02-2006, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by William

And are those spray guns not a pain in the arse - literally

Bum Sprayers rule, so shut the fuck up!

**danbo** · 18-02-2006, 04:08 PM

^Foregoing what I just said (as is my wont) - I really do miss those sprayers. Once you've sort of worked out how to use them without splattering yourself and the near vicinity then there really is no turning back. Now I find myself going "Urrrghhhhhh!!!!" every time I finish. Goodness knows what the person in the next trap thinks is going on......On that subject, it's always good fun to try and strike up a conversation with someone sitting-down next door......

**NickA** · 18-02-2006, 04:54 PM

"Having a nice shit?" would be a good starter...

**dirtydog** · 18-02-2006, 05:02 PM

Talking of shite, I just saw mrs q drive by my place, nust have been 500 poxy noisy bikes went past, dont know which one he was on though, cant these people afford silencers for their bikes?

**danbo** · 18-02-2006, 05:07 PM

I hate that noise. Not just a little bit, but really, really a lot. And what's the idea of all getting together because you happen to use the same mode of transport? I don't feel a kinship with other bus passengers. We don't all arrange to have a day out together on our day off. Bloody weirdos.

**marklatham** · 18-02-2006, 05:20 PM

What is the best contraceptive?
A wedding ring.

**NickA** · 18-02-2006, 10:17 PM

Wouldn't that be kinda painful?

**NickA** · 18-02-2006, 10:18 PM

PS - I coulda posted a really funny picture as well, but Puppy mighta gotta bitta upset about me showing his cock again.

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