Thread: What do you do immediately after Coitus?

In a recent American Sex survey -

25% Lit a Cigarette.
32% Had something to eat.
12% Went to sleep
7% Did it again
and the rest got up and went home!!!

I do the first three at times....and you Old Bean?

I didn't think you smoked......

turn of my computer.

Originally Posted by obsidian

turn of my computer.

...after wiping the screen, of course.

Ah git up, walk over to the winder & wipe me Johnson on the curtain.
Drives me old lady crazy!

Not one American went for a piss?

Finish my beer before it gets warm.
Turn the porn off and switch to the football game.

Sleep

usually get up, post what i had for lunch today on TD, and then go to sleep

Originally Posted by Luckydog

32% Had something to eat.

Little wonder they're such fat bastards. Finish my beer or sleep, depending on where I am .

I usually get my wallet and give the girl 1,000THB.

Originally Posted by Luckydog

7% Did it again

Only 7% of them lied?
I did it again...

Cuddle, isnt on there?

^ ...

Neither is shower

check to see how much she stole out of my wallet..

I wash my hands and check for stains on the bed-sheet...

Phone the wife

Originally Posted by Texpat

Finish my beer before it gets warm.

Mine is always warm when I'm finished, looks like you're on the touch and go way.

Originally Posted by Luckydog

25% Lit a Cigarette.
32% Had something to eat.
12% Went to sleep
7% Did it again
and the rest got up and went home!!!

Is there and all of the above choice?

Roll over, realise what I've just shagged and try and resist the urge to go and sandblast my knob.

If single - wash and sleep.

With Sandra?

Snuggles.

Quick shower or privates wash and then snuggle is best if with your main squeeze. Sometimes snuggling leads to round two, depends on age and endurance.

Roll over and let her sleep on the damp patch. but always say thank you.

Boil up some more gear.