The TeakDoor Scum

**dirtydog** · 28-01-2008, 12:41 PM

Who have I forgot?
https://teakdoor.com/view.php?pg=teak...iminal-records

**NickA** · 28-01-2008, 12:43 PM

i can't believe CMN isn't on there

**obsidian** · 28-01-2008, 12:45 PM

memock also did time, though it ran concurrently, for his mj avatar.

**dirtydog** · 28-01-2008, 12:45 PM

^^He is supposedly a reformed character now, and the destruction of some poor gits passport case was dropped.

So memock is a serial offendor?

**obsidian** · 28-01-2008, 12:47 PM

dont let the shit eating grin sway you. of course he is.

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-01-2008, 12:47 PM

Mr Earl, Punishment; 3 Days in jail.

is that all?

how come the repeat offender Robinson isn't on there?

**AntRobertson** · 28-01-2008, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Mr Earl, Punishment; 3 Days in jail.

is that all?

My sentiments exactly!

Particularly as his posts from 'prison' so clearly show he has learnt his lesson.

how come the repeat offender Robinson isn't on there?

Robertson. And it's because I was a prisoner of conscience and still have appeals pending before the High Court regarding my unjust punishment [particularly now with reference to the slap with a wet face-cloth that Earl's been given]

**Texpat** · 28-01-2008, 12:54 PM

What was Ant in for? Do tell.

**NickA** · 28-01-2008, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

how come the repeat offender Robinson isn't on there?

three letters... BLT

**dirtydog** · 28-01-2008, 12:56 PM

And I forgot smegle.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

is that all?

its to make it look like the sentences are really lenient, hell, nobody will notice if we leave him in there for a few weeks

**AntRobertson** · 28-01-2008, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

What was Ant in for? Do tell.

What time?

Originally Posted by NickA

three letter... BLT

Bribery, Leverage & The incriminating evidence on DD?

**Marmite the Dog** · 28-01-2008, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by NickA

BLT

Hmmm... let me think...

I've got B & L, but is T for twat or tosser?

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-01-2008, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

What was Ant in for? Do tell.

an inability not to respond to any single post without a full blown wordy thesis.
willful destruction of the English language.
generally uncouth behaviour.

**Sir Burr** · 28-01-2008, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by NickA

BLT

Hmmm... let me think...

I've got B & L, but is T for twat or tosser?

Tomato.

**obsidian** · 28-01-2008, 01:03 PM

^^ awg?

**NickA** · 28-01-2008, 01:04 PM

^yes, although I'm sure DD wouldn't turn down a bacon lettuce & twat sandwich either

**AntRobertson** · 28-01-2008, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

an inability not to respond to any single post without a full blown wordy thesis

You see, there you go... Try to bring a bit of culture, intelligence and learning to TD and what happens? You get slated for it by the lazy numpties that can't be bothered reading or posting in excess of a few 'witty' lines! I'm surrounded by semi-literate barbarians.

**chinthee** · 28-01-2008, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by NickA

^yes, although I'm sure DD wouldn't turn down a bacon lettuce & twat sandwich either

You sure?

**dirtydog** · 28-01-2008, 01:11 PM

ok ant the whore has been added

**jizzybloke** · 28-01-2008, 01:15 PM

Did the cvnt robski ever come back?

**MeMock** · 28-01-2008, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

So memock is a serial offendor?

Nah just the once, but I think it was for 7 days.

7 days for calling someone a troll.

You get less for murder.

**AntRobertson** · 28-01-2008, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

ok ant the whore has been added

That's out of line! Those trumped-up charges of male prostitution were never proven and I most certainly wasn't jailed for them!

**English Noodles** · 28-01-2008, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I'm surrounded by semi-literate barbarians.

If it's such an issue then get a divorce and move out of the family home.

Noodles.

**AntRobertson** · 28-01-2008, 01:24 PM

Ps.

Offence; Inability not to respond to any single post without a full blown wordy thesis.
Willful destruction of the English language.
Generally uncouth behaviour.

Can I also have my charge sheet updated to relfect my crimes against humanity. Trying to up my jailhouse 'cred' you see. "Wordy thesis" just doesn't quite cut it as a rep with the more hardened criminal fraternity.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 28-01-2008, 01:33 PM

I was jailed without good reason - you forgot that DD.

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