What's the cruelest thing you've ever done to one of Thailands p4p gals?

When I was on one of my seedy two-week holidays in the LoS many years ago, I was in a ghastly beer garden, getting very drunk, and getting chatted up by a p4p gal the name of who I can't seem to recall now. Anyway, for some reason I allowed myslef to snog her for a bit in the garden, and then for a bit outside the garden. Then she kind of invited herself back to my hotel. As we were walking down the Soi (too tight to pay for a taxi, me) my head started to clear a bit and I had a proper look at her - to my horror, she looked like a right well worn sex-worker. I dropped behind her a bit and tried to work out how to get out of the situation - there was a ditch at the side of the Soi and on the other side, a patch of wasteland upon which was an incomplete building and piles of rubbish - I waited for her to get a little bit further ahead of them, then jumped almost over the ditch and crawled behind one of the bushes - I watched her walk up the road a bit further, and with my fist in my mouth to stop myself from laughing outloud, then saw her look round to see that I had disappeared - she stood there for about 5 minutes, amazed that I had disappeared, apparantly off the face of the earth, before turning round and, shoulders slumped, wandering back towards the beer garden.