Another Farang Bites The Dust In Pattaya City

[chitown]

Well, I was off to Pattaya this weekend for the wedding of another happy farang friend and his Thai lady. Upon arrival, I found that the groom was distressed and he informed me that the wedding was canceled. His sweet bride was upset because he refused her request to buy her 10 baht gold before the ceremony. He told her that he could not because his money had "run out".

He gave me a list of how much he had spent and wanted to know if he was out of line. The following is in US dollars.

3 flights to Thailand the last 14 months - $6000.00
Money spent on hotels, travel and food on the three trips - $5000.00
VISA lawyers and governement fees for fiancee VISA - $5000.00
Money he has sent her over the last 14 months - $4000.00
Paid her debts off - $3000.00
Sin sot - $2,500.00
Her one way plane ticket to his country - $2000.00
Various wedding expenses - $2500.00
Gold necklace, bracelet, and ring for the engagemet $1000.00

$30,000.00 total.

She had told him that her mama and papa would cover the cost of the wedding party etc. However, when he arrived she hit him up for more money.

He paid for invitations, wedding food and booze, some of her moms debt on a motorbike, her wedding dress, his wedding suit and the cost of a photograher. The total for this was about $3000.00.

So the total was up to $33,0000 and then she hits him up for the gold. He said no, she pouted and was quiet for 2 weeks and then called the wedding off and went back to mama and papa.

When I left him, he was headed to the Walking Street.................

This is another story of a goose that lays golden eggs. The lady was not happy because he did not lay a lot of golden eggs every day. She got upset and killed the goose. Now she will not get anymore eggs.

[buriramboy]

If the wedding hadn't been called off my advice would have been run forest run.

[rawlins]

She got plenty of eggs prior to the cancellation by the looks of it.... And off she will go looking for the next daft victim....

[chitown]

^ I had no knowledge of these expenses until he told me this week.

[chitown]

She got plenty of eggs prior to the cancellation by the looks of it.... And off she will go looking for the next daft victim....

Do you want her mobile number?

[Dalton]

Do you want her mobile number

Does she have big tits ???

[rawlins]

She got plenty of eggs prior to the cancellation by the looks of it.... And off she will go looking for the next daft victim....

Do you want her mobile number?

Already got it I think.....

[dirtydog]

^^^He cant be as daft as he looks, could he?

[chitown]

Do you want her mobile number

Does she have big tits ???

To be honest with you Dalt, she is on the low end of the looks scale. He is a nice guy, does not party and was looking for love. Love is blind sometimes.

[Dalton]

^ You can say that again

[rawlins]

Anyways.. I'm not available at present... Speccy Brace Face has won my heart for the time being and if she is in it for the long-con then she is a very good actress and has started very slowly...

I'll take the mobile number of this Pattaya maiden just in case it all goes tits up though.... providing as dalton says, that she has big tits...

I am indeed a daft twat at times DD and the longer I stay there, the more newbie mistakes I appear to be making... complacency is setting in I think...

[Wallalai]

So the total was up to $33,0000

Argh, that would be pleasant time converted in ST and beers.

[chitown]

He is a really nice guy and she will probably not snag another farang. She is really painful to look at

[sabang]

I have concluded that, no matter how many Thai and pattaya Chat boards there are, we will never stop reading stories like this. Sad.

[walrus]

^ Its a losing war just ask King Canute !

[astasinim]

In the short term its a lot of money, but in the long run hes saved himself a hell of a lot. Still its yet another sad story coming out of Thailand.

[dirtydog]

That sort of money he could have had a different bird every night, a few drinks and a bite to eat for 681.348 days Just imagine wasting 681 shags on one girl

[chitown]

^ You could have met him if you could have made it for breakie!!!

[dirtydog]

8 to 9am? The only posts from me you will find at that time is if I have been up all night

[chitown]

^ Funny, I just heard that she was seen drunk with a Thai man - your theory might be true!!!

I figured you would not make it......

[Sir Burr]

^^
........and they usually have the word "fok" in them a lot.

[Thetyim]

Sir Burr, I hope you realise that FOK is an abbreviation of Fill Or Kill.
An expression used in the investment industry
Fill Or Kill (FOK)
I trust you were not implying anything else

[Dalton]

Its a losing war just ask King Canute !

What do you know about him....He was King of England for a while..

[Sir Burr]

I trust you were not implying anything else

Perish the thought!

[Sir Burr]

Its a losing war just ask King Canute !

What do you know about him....He was King of England for a while..

He was a Danish king, and you are right, he was king of part of England (the place hadn't been united then).
The interesting thing is the story about him trying to stop the tide.
Actually, he was sick and tired of his sycophantic courtiers, so as an object lesson to them, that he was not in fact all powerful, he demanded that the tide not come in. A wise man and not the looney he is made out to be.