Quote Originally Posted by keda
To distribute the force of the impact, best is to lay face down in the center of the floor, legs together, cover your head for protection, and also try and give your face some protection against the impact. If you have something soft at your disposal, place it between your face and the floor, and mine's a lipo.
In this position seems a little difficult to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye! Although I reckon ones butt cheeks would constitute something soft between your face and the floor.