Thread: Happy good Friday teakdoorians

Happy Easter weekend Lao.

No work for 4 days and the shark biscuits fed.

Time to give your Easter bunny a run for her money.

I wish

Originally Posted by Looper

Time to give your Easter bunny a run for her money.

is the big un on the right Salsa Dunca?

^She looks like a handful. Her Easter Eggs are almost popping out of their egg cups

Enjoy your Easter eggs and hot or cold cross buns.

Originally Posted by Looper

Her Easter Eggs are almost popping out of their egg cups

bet their yolks are runny too.

Originally Posted by taxexile

bet their yolks are runny too.

TMI

Originally Posted by Looper

^She looks like a handful. Her Easter Eggs are almost popping out of their egg cups

That's a full size dolly for sure. Kinda scary tbh

Originally Posted by BLD

kids fed with roast chicken,roast spuds ,pumpkin and Brussels sproutsy

Invite me next time. Love a good roast chicken, veggies and gravy.

Easter Saturday was the day that Jesus descended into the underworld in the Harrowing of Hell to rescue righteous souls that had been unfairly imprisoned there.

It was an unusually warm and sunny Saturday this year, though, so instead of a descent into to the fiery bowels of the earth I had an Easter Saturday picnic with an Aussie Easter Bunnie

I was disappointed that she was not wearing bunny ears when she got out of her car but she made up for it with home made garlic hummus sprinkled with paprika

I offered her fizzy lemon or an energy drink but she chose the 3rd option of a chalice of the transubstantiated Blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ, which I thought was very seasonal

Hope they are not crucifying fornicators prior to eternal damn nation known to the rest of the whirl as QLD.

What would you choose for last supper?

^My last temptation would be ham and mushroom pizza and peanut butter and chocolate ice cream; but, for a genuine last supper I think I would have to go for something more spartan and biblical... maybe just bread, olive oil and red wine I think?

Maybe they had some Stilton at the last supper too, I will check the painting by Leonardo da Vinci

Originally Posted by david44

What would you choose for last supper?

Difficult decision!


Cheesey garlic bread with french mustard for starters.
Followed by a garlic buttery mash with baked beans, gravy and a well done steak.
Apple and pear crumble with custard for desert.
Washed down with a strong Cappuccino and half a bottle of gut rot brandy.
Biblical!

He meant if you could have anything​ you really wanted

That's wot I said.

Cappuccino after supper is sooo plebian.

D

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Difficult decision!


Cheesey garlic bread with french mustard for starters.
Followed by a garlic buttery mash with baked beans, gravy and a well done steak.
Apple and pear crumble with custard for desert.
Washed down with a strong Cappuccino and half a bottle of gut rot brandy.
Biblical!

Interesting selection not what i would select for a date night!

Originally Posted by david44

Interesting selection not what i would select for a date night!

Human bowels often void upon death. After death, the muscles in the body relax completely as part of a process called primary flaccidity. This includes the relaxation of the anal sphincter muscles that normally keep fecal matter contained within the intestines.

This relaxation, combined with the cessation of the nervous system control that normally regulates these functions, can lead to the release of bowel contents. The same process often applies to the bladder as well, resulting in release of urine.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ I’m not certain that the resultant smell would be entirely pleasant.

Are you a hobby mortician Dr?

I read about a bloke who pees his pants while still alive apparently a big hit with the bitches

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Human bowels often void upon death. After death, the muscles in the body relax completely as part of a process called primary flaccidity. This includes the relaxation of the anal sphincter muscles that normally keep fecal matter contained within the intestines.

This relaxation, combined with the cessation of the nervous system control that normally regulates these functions, can lead to the release of bowel contents. The same process often applies to the bladder as well, resulting in release of urine.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ I’m not certain that the resultant smell would be entirely pleasant.

Do you think prisoners, who are about to be put to death, think too much about what their shit will smell like when contemplating their final meal?