Thread: Lots of Paragraphs

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Irrespective of transgressions, criminality or other behaviour leading to dismissal on grounds of gross misconduct, an employee will retain all the benefits accrued from his employment and shall receive them on whichever due date payment is scheduled including pensions. .
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Simply not true.

Just a moment...

Question
Forfeiture of police pension
If a police officer has been cautioned for an offence and resigned from the Metropolitan Police Service, could you explain the criteria that determine whether the officer would lose their pension?

Answer
Date: Tuesday 8 July 2014
The forfeiture of an officer's pension is regulated by regulation K5 of the Police Pensions Regulations 1987. These allow MOPAC to seek forfeiture of an officer's pension when the officer has been convicted of a criminal offence in connection with their service, which is certified by the Home Secretary as 'gravely injurious to the interests of the State' or 'liable to lead to serious loss of confidence in the public service'. Cautions are not given via a judicial process and therefore are not subject to considerations to apply for forfeiture.


And more recent from here:
Police pension forfeiture guidance (accessible version) - GOV.UK.

1.15 However, the Courts have determined that an individual’s pension may be forfeited by no more than 65% i.e. only contributions that have been made by the police force. The remainder reflects a member’s own contributions which cannot be forfeited. There is no minimum forfeiture amount or proportion or duration. (A transcript of the judgment in the case of Harrington v Metropolitan Police Authority is included at Annex A.)

Originally Posted by taxexile

it was not a mistake, partially edentulous is a recognised clinical term, the definition you googled was the usual one size fits all chat copied off the website of some dental practice talking down to prospective patients. toothless is a term implying advanced age, low intelligence and lack of self respect, and could be considered insulting if used by a professional to a patient.

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Oh tax, tax.

Lets try a dictionary of dentists:
Edentulous - Oxford Reference

edentulous

Describing having no teeth.

So, at best a medical oxymoron, at worst a complete failure of language.

The irony of this bit "read, learn and inwardly digest before posting here in internet warrior fashion looking for aggro, you might end up partially edentulous" is probably lost on you given your obvious mental decay. Sadly, dementia comes for many of us in later life. Stay strong tax.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Stay strong tax.

Let's get Fiscal, all together now

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I have somewhat enjoyed the SA and Tax back and forth.

I always do, and I have often envisaged them as these guys, with Tax on the left :

Bld,

It might be a good idea to collect your thoughts and consider your post first in terms of how it may be best expressed before you actually typed it out.

Also, sentences are a good idea. These should constitute a noun, verb and object. Assemble your sentences in short paragraphs which should ideally communicate a point that you want to make.

And give the grog a miss for a change.

^
You’re asking for mission impossible there.
BLD is not the dumbest person on the planet, but he will surely be hoping he doesn’t die.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

I realized that "edentulous" means (by definition) "toothless"

Originally Posted by nidhogg

You can be partially toothless, but not partially edentulous.

If

A. edentulous means (by definition) toothless

is true, and

B. You can be partially toothless

is true

Then surely

C. You can be partially edentulous

is also true?

I narrowly avoided becoming 3/32 edentulous last month after completing a marathon root canal that was quite painful

^^
How’s that ignore going, our resident psychic oaf?

BLD - living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Originally Posted by BLD

A noun and a verb here and there Matters not Mr sausages. My grammer is admittedly not great but at at least I'm not a geriatric pollit flinger. With a curtain twitching predeliction and get SAD when the weather turns in Brisbane.. or I could be a bullshitting braggart from south Oz that is a HNIW high networth individual . I know all this because they tell me so. Prancer is an educated polymath? I will never get the last word with Helge. The guy is opinionated and relentless with his bullshit. Hence those 3 fuckos are on ignore but I see they Get the Horn when I post. As for yourself sausages I'm not sure your taking the piss or not? Seriously. If you are your the best troll TD Ever had. Is that explanation enough? Do I need to go get schooled in ingrit again? Har har ole blds living the dream ,swirling frostys . Happy as LARRY

And goodnight to you, dear boy.

Originally Posted by Looper

If

A. edentulous means (by definition) toothless

is true, and

B. You can be partially toothless

is true

Then surely

C. You can be partially edentulous

is also true?

I narrowly avoided becoming 3/32 edentulous last month after completing a marathon root canal that was quite painful

The problem with formal logic and immediate syllogisms is that a thing does not have to be true as such, it merely needs to be valid.

Is Tax a dentist.
Does Tax have teeth.
Is Tax a northern twat.

Oh dear.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Is Tax a dentist.
Does Tax have teeth.
Is Tax a northern twat.

Oh dear

Owed ear

Still free night shifter places enrolling at Sybille's Superior Syntax and tax sin school.

Each of your POSERS requires a question mark, Willy likes them hard by, but many like a a little space like this ?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Also, sentences are a good idea. These should constitute a noun, verb and object.

They may do, but like anal it is not compulsary in daylight as far as I know .

Examples.

O.K.
Help!
Really?
G'day (An okker greeting, rather like Hi hansum man you must hear daily)?
Wow!
Possibly.
Of course not
What a wonderful Wongamat Wit
Good night suasages , bath, bedtime story , dodos.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

And goodnight to you, dear boy.

Nighty night

Originally Posted by BLD

I will never get the last word with Helge.

I reckon you are doing just fine.

Have a green

Originally Posted by helge

Have a green

Scholz doesn't enjoy Baerbock riding, but BLD likes a green unikini while revalving the Ute.

Originally Posted by BLD

Watched a couple of Charlie vietch u tubes today re the UK protests etc and gotta say what he was posting and commenting about was fucking interesting.

I've noticed he's been more careful with his language in light of recent prosecutions on free speech.

Sir Kier Two Tier Stalin is certainly making his mark by dragging the UK back to the Seventies with an added twist of censorship.

Some news and updates on the prison situation.

..... ..... ..... ..... .....


In recent weeks, prisons in the north of England have seen hundreds of people enter the prison estate, after the Government took decisive action to tackle violent thuggery on our streets. This has exacerbated longstanding capacity issues in our prisons, which have been operating at critical levels for the last several years, often with under 1% capacity.

To manage these pressures, HM Prison and Probation Service (HMPPS) has reactivated an existing contingency mechanism, Operation Early Dawn, providing extra oversight of prisoner transfers between the police, courts and custody.

This means that offenders will be summoned to a magistrates’ court only when it is confirmed that a cell in the prison estate is ready for them, should they be remanded into custody. They will be held in a police station until they are summoned to court.

The activation of Operation Early Dawn helps to manage the prison capacity pressure felt in the short-term in a small number of regions. This action has been taken to ensure that we always have enough prison places to lock up those who choose to break the law.


Operation Early Dawn is expected to be implemented to address capacity concerns in the following areas:

North East and Yorkshire
Cumbria and Lancashire
Manchester, Merseyside and Cheshire
East and West Midlands

The government will keep this measure under constant review and will activate or deactivate as necessary. Ongoing trials in the Crown Court will not be directly impacted and prisoners being held for Crown Court hearings will be brought to court and taken back to prison as usual.

..... ....... ....

To free up space, Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood also plans to temporarily cut the proportion of a sentence that must be served before parole is possible from 50% to 40%.

It's expected to mean 5,500 people being released in September and October.

........

As part of a long-term plan to address the capacity crisis the government is temporarily reducing the proportion of certain custodial sentences served in prison from 50% to 40%. These measures, which come into force in September and October, will include important safeguards and exemptions to keep the public safe and clear release plans to manage them safely in the community.

Sentences for terrorism, sex offences, and serious violent offences of four years or more, will be automatically excluded, and, in an important distinction from the End of Custody Supervised Licence scheme, the early release of offenders in prison for domestic abuse-connected crimes will also be excluded. This includes:

stalking offences
controlling or coercive behaviours in an intimate or family relationship
non-fatal strangulation and suffocation
breach of restraining order, non-molestation order, and domestic abuse protection order
Anyone released will be strictly monitored on licence by the Probation Service through measures which can include electronic tagging and curfews. They face being recalled to prison if they breach their licence conditions.

The new rules will also not apply to most serious offenders, who already either spend two-thirds of their sentence behind bars or have their release determined by the Parole Board.
......

Process activated to manage prisoner movements - GOV.UK

Operation Early Dawn: Emergency move to avoid prison overcrowding triggered - amid sentencing of rioters | UK News | Sky News

Originally Posted by david44

Scholz doesn't enjoy Baerbock riding, but BLD likes a green unikini while revalving the Ute.

A gigolo claims to have entertained German Foreign Minister Baerbock. Let's hope for a prompt denial

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Sir Kier Two Tier Stalin is certainly making his mark by dragging the UK back to the Seventies with an added twist of censorship.

Your trolling needs to be considerably less obvious.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Brexitory

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Brexit

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

English stupidity

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

But wait, those 17.6 million credulous fuckwits actually believed the Brexit

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

I loathe the stupidity of the English

BWAHAHAHA

So SA. Where do you fit in the hierarchy being you were an acid dropping, dope smoking, drug taking civil servant who whinges about everything from a barko lounger in a small condo in the cesspool of Pattaya pulling a UK pension?

Just curious. Do you consider yourself an elite and in the say top 10% or are you really just an uneducated bottomfeeder like the ones you constantly cry about?