And another daytime piss head enters the thread.

Early Doors gets on it at Stumpy time.


Always prefer the evening sessions myself.
The secret to not pissing all night is the volume of alcohol.

Ditch the 10 pints of Stella and get on the gut rot instead , problem solved

As for gout, a squirt of lemon juice in your morning Alka-Seltzer will sort that issue out.