Clearly, you know nothing about Sussex, east or west.
Ditchling, Hassocks, Hurstpierpoint and Pyecombe are even closer to Brighton but are as likely to share in the latter’s infamous peccadillos as, say, Pragmatic is to read Proust.
Every fucking place in Britain has got a poofter entry, it’s for when they need a bit of relief when away from their home turf, innit.