shortest amount of time between meeting a bg & shagging her?

**KoolJohn74** · 02-02-2006, 06:50 PM

from start to finish?

impressive.....

or maybe not.

**friscofrankie** · 02-02-2006, 07:44 PM

Hey man!!! From first met to first entered said nothig about finishing. i was a regular 360 minute man I was poor girl never had it so good before or since man. I imagine she's just pining away waiting for a Mr. 60 minute man that can get past the used part now.

**aging one** · 02-02-2006, 07:48 PM

That being able to go for ages comes with age and alcohol all you young studs.

Something Frankie and I have neither of.

**KoolJohn74** · 02-02-2006, 08:11 PM

why would u guys want 2 go for ages?

it's not like your gonna settle down with any of these bargirls?

So meet,greet & plough your meat & be on your merry way

then do it all again on another day.

The sexual olympics bit comes in when u cum across that special someone & u really want to impress her

& after a couple years of all that....you hit the bars again

Isn't life ever so simple

**friscofrankie** · 02-02-2006, 08:18 PM

you find ripe little plum with bruised berry nipples, soft tawny skin and pouty bee-stung lips; you want to linger, enjoy the soft, smooth contours of her. Fuck man if was all about gettin' a nut off i don't need help with that. Feel sorry for the dude that sees foreplay as means to an end. it ain't all about the destination man; you're supposed to enjy the ride.

**Fstop** · 02-02-2006, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

you find ripe little plum with bruised berry nipples, soft tawny skin and pouty bee-stung lips; you want to linger, enjoy the soft, smooth contours of her. Fuck man if was all about gettin' a nut off i don't need help with that. Feel sorry for the dude that sees foreplay as means to an end. it ain't all about the destination man; you're supposed to enjy the ride.

Agree. Plus, some of us feel a sense of accomplishment by making a bargirl cum.

**William** · 03-02-2006, 01:43 AM

I honestly don't know the answer to this question - but it sure as fuck (as was the fuck for that matter) was quicker than it waould take me to read the Smeg revisited thread

**poolcleaner** · 03-02-2006, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by durianfan

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

you find ripe little plum with bruised berry nipples, soft tawny skin and pouty bee-stung lips; you want to linger, enjoy the soft, smooth contours of her. Fuck man if was all about gettin' a nut off i don't need help with that. Feel sorry for the dude that sees foreplay as means to an end. it ain't all about the destination man; you're supposed to enjy the ride.

Agree. Plus, some of us feel a sense of accomplishment by making a bargirl cum.

Why, for heaven's sake?

Do you watch too much pron? Fancy yourself as a 'super stud'?

It reminds of the girl from the cheap short time in Patpong. Began moaning minutes after I started touching her.
I thought "Honey I know I'm good but, nobody's that good. Now shut the fuck up!

**DrAndy** · 03-02-2006, 12:23 PM

be realistic!! any bar girl is in it for the money, not the sex

if she does actually come, and it is not a customer satisfaction thing, then good luck to her.

as for the time thing, I voted for the longest, as I usually used to sit in the bar, have a chat and a couple of drinks, before heading back to my hotel...which was a 20 minute ride away

as I was not a regular customer, I was never in a hurry for a quickie upstairs, usually an all night thing

**Fstop** · 03-02-2006, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

be realistic!! any bar girl is in it for the money, not the sex

if she does actually come, and it is not a customer satisfaction thing, then good luck to her.

as for the time thing, I voted for the longest, as I usually used to sit in the bar, have a chat and a couple of drinks, before heading back to my hotel...which was a 20 minute ride away

as I was not a regular customer, I was never in a hurry for a quickie upstairs, usually an all night thing

Yeah, I usually like sitting at the bar talking to her as well, soaking up the atmosphere, but the OP was after the shortest amount of time. But it's been quite awhile since I've gone with a bargirl.

And of course I'm not fooling myself. These girls are all about the money. It's just fun watching her money face (if I bother to look at her face, that is).

**dirtydog** · 03-02-2006, 02:34 PM

I wonder why torbek hasn't posted on this thread? do you think his wife reads the forum

**Harry** · 03-02-2006, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I wonder why torbek hasn't posted on this thread? do you think his wife reads the forum

you haven't posted in it either, should we assume the same of you then?

**dirtydog** · 03-02-2006, 06:00 PM

This is my 5th post on this thread harry.

**Harry** · 03-02-2006, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

This is my 5th post on this thread harry.

i must have missed the one in which you describe how you seduced some poor gal in less than 10 seconds.

nevertheless, thank you for supporting my thread, with your nonsense

**Captain Sensible** · 03-02-2006, 06:05 PM

That wll be me you were thinking of Harry. :CS:

**friscofrankie** · 03-02-2006, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

i must have missed the one in which you describe how you seduced some poor gal in less than 10 seconds.
nevertheless, thank you for supporting my thread, with your nonsense

Does anyone, other than Harry, consider this discussion to be about seduction? Just curious. Thous it was commerce, plain and simple. Enjoyable, wonderful commerece; but commerce all the same.

**dirtydog** · 03-02-2006, 06:09 PM

Harry I think my sex life is quite well documented on other parts of this forum

**Harry** · 03-02-2006, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

That wll be me you were thinking of Harry.

i stopped thinking about you weeks ago, 7 hours to sort a connection eh!

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**Harry** · 03-02-2006, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Harry I think my sex life is quite well documented on other parts of this forum

i reckon that'd be material for the world's smallest book, second only to that of Aussie humour & American intelligence

**Captain Sensible** · 03-02-2006, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

That wll be me you were thinking of Harry.

i stopped thinking about you weeks ago, 7 hours to sort a connection eh!

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It is a big house mate. :CS:

**Harry** · 03-02-2006, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

It is a big house mate.

i didn't know they allowed internet access in a thai prison.

Besides, a wireless moden/router & a USB plugin in the back of a machine should have taken you an hour at tops. Don't tell me you didn't go for wireless. *shakes head*

please, please, please... tell me that the big house isn't in BKK

**Fabian** · 04-02-2006, 02:19 AM

By the way, I was surprised how nice and clean the toilet was in Hua Lamphong.

**NickA** · 04-02-2006, 04:13 PM

I ain't never shagged none of 'em, not even that Barry, aldo he kinda got the nice teeth yer know.

**Dougal** · 04-02-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by MeMock

Am I the only one on here that has never slept with a BG?

I know what you mean Memock, 'short time' is really best isn't it. :grin:

**poolcleaner** · 05-02-2006, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by MeMock

Am I the only one on here that has never slept with a BG?

Actually I've prolly only slept with about twenty myself.

Usually, it's get the business done, shower, smile and say thanks, pay and piss off home before the missus calls!

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