Market food.
This was the town square dildo clock. Every day at 11am it does a spinny thing and spits out a marble in a random direction.
Whoever catches it gets to keep it.
Market food.
This was the town square dildo clock. Every day at 11am it does a spinny thing and spits out a marble in a random direction.
Whoever catches it gets to keep it.
Lang may yer lum reek...
Our hire car
Bently
There were a lot of nice cars in Czech Republic.
That evening we went to the Super Panda Circus.
The location is kind of a secret so you have to do some online research. We found it earlier in the day near tot he bunker so we knew where to go and we were a bit pissed when we got there. My mate was raging over a work contract that was lost in his absence so I took him to another place first for some calm down drinks.
So when you find the strange doorway with a curtain you have to ring the bell.
You go in and you are greeted at a downstairs reception. You choose one of the characters off the wall then you are taken upstairs and we were seated at the bar and given a tablet to begin your 'journey'.
Depending on the choices you made depends what cocktail you are lined up for.
I can't remember what character I chose.
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Did you do the "Z bunker tou"r one of many odd places, The Gallery opposite where you can design your own chocolate behind the Art and Jewellery exhibits
The Technical Museum is also a must see
The Vila Tugendhat was built for the BATA Shoe millionaires by leading German Architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe , whose phrase "More is less" is wise counsel as we progress. I led the rake's progress as a young shaver, enjoy while you can, mortgages , kids and entropy are inevitable anchors unless you wish to be a radio ham in Lao jungle perhaps?
For those who have never visited Moravia there is more than fine wines, ale , weed , women, saunas , forests, art and culture.
The 64th International Film Festival BRNO16 will take place from 18 to 22 October 2023
Go To Brno | Welcome in Brno!
Brno Technical Museum - All You Need to Know BEFORE You Go
It is an easy train ride hourly from Vienna about 3 hrs or Prague 3-4 from $25 + bags from London on Ryanair etc
Last edited by david44; 09-06-2023 at 01:09 AM.
lest we forget "Trump said Ukraine started the war"
Back at the Super Panda Circus, when I was seated at the bar I said hi to the 3 girls sat to my right and my mate to my left.
This is just a habit of mine due to owning bars. I always introduce myself to people I don't know and introduce people to others so everyone feels comfortable being close to people they never met. If you catch my drift.
Just a simple "Hi Guys, I'n Dirk, Everyone good?"
"Hiya, all good thanks"
"cool"
Then I'm busy with the tablet going through the story and when it tells me what drink I'm getting I'm trying to ask the barman how it works. Does the system order my drink automatically or do I order it or what? All I'm getting from him is "eh sorry I'm busy right now" and "can't you see I'm busy right now". I'm only asking a simple question, and he was being overly rude.
So I just gave him a proper scowl then ignore him and deal with the other barman who's cool and seems a bit embarrassed by the other guy's attitude.
Later I'm going down a very narrow staircase to the bogs and he's coming up. There was a bit of a puffy chest stand-off. I'm thinking, I'm the customer here, he's been a dick, he should go down and make way for me. Then I fantasize about booting the glasses clean off the ginger specky cvnt's napper, as he's the right height below me. He senses the aggression and gives way to me. I thank him.
Back upstairs it has become pretty clear the girl next to me is his girlfriend. The penny's dropped.
So anyway they have left and he's looking all biscuit arsed with nobody wanting his mAd SkiLlz cocktails.
We leave and find an underground nightclub.
The 3 girls are there![]()
They saw us and she immediately came up and said sorry about he guy. No big deal I say. She kisses me.
At this point I want to buy loads of shots, cos I'm too drunk to deal with a round of different drinks. But I don't want strong shots, cos I'm already pissed. So I end up buying a tray full of peach schnapps. I call them over and we're all drinking shots and dancing around like idiots. I hate dancing, but I can almost pull it off like I'm enjoying myself. She's kissing me, her friends are both kissing me. Actually, all 3 of them keep kissing my mate too. Things get out of hand, and we end up having an over-the-top 'Stiffler dance-off'. It was hilarious. To us.
Pity the had work in the morning.
Dirk 1, Specky Ginger Barman 0.
That's right, it was called the Metro. No grannies to be grabbed though.
Fk knows what was going on here but it became evident you could just crawl up and take one of these shots off the dance floor without using your hands. So we did.
We were wandering around the streets for a bit after the club and ended up in a strange building for some reason.
My shitty iPhoneX camera seems to get drunk with me.
Friday at last! We missed breakfast so we celebrated by tanning a bottle of Zubrowski Bison Grass Vodka and apple juice that I'd been carrying since Bratislava.
Then we booked a taxi and went to the Brno Technology Museum.
Bear with me, for there are 10 posts of pictures coming up.
I could have posted these last night, but I was waiting to see if David44 would actually explode with anticipation.
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This was a working Juke Box
The lady put it on for us.
Looks newer that the lathe I learned my trade on
Dental check up?
Nothing to worry about...
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Great Honda stroker, fukin awful fox body![]()
This clock wasn't working and when I gave the pendulum a wee kick it sprung into life.
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Kicked his ass at Mario Smash Bros
Amiga
Commodor Sinclair Spectrum ZX. I'm just old enough to remember these.
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No idea if this car was part of the museum or not.
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Last edited by dirk diggler; 10-06-2023 at 11:27 PM.
I didn't get a pic, but there was this display which was like a whole bandstand rammed full of different instruments.
There was a thing that looked like a big mix board or amp of something must have had 300 buttons and knobs on the top of it and a sign with a big red arrow pointing to this one red button and the words in 5 languages saying DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON.
Well fk me, the whole display came to life banging and clattering like some kinda pikey carnival music. Of course the place was silent before this. My mates like TURN IT OFF but the button just brings it back to the start of the tune. I'm nearly on the floor laughing and some wifey runs up and hits a button, then she's standing there bent at 45degrees towards me, fists clenched at her side and her face getting redder and redder like she's counting to 10 in her head to try and diffuse herself. Then she starts talking foreign but the way her arms are pointing at me, then the display then the door then shaking a finger at me I agreed that I was on my last warning and slowly walked away without turning my back on her.
After the planes we were back inside and I got kicked out for eating peanuts. But we were done anyway.
We had to get some food and we had a bunker to infiltrate....
Ah, lunch. Some kind of soup and tattie skins.
At least she got the pint right.
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No, I didn't.
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