
Originally Posted by
Ukan Kizmiaz
1. Dining outside is better if it is clean and a centipede aint gonna run up my leg
2. Not necessary but no bad thing if it does AND is kept in good working order
3. If I can't have a conversation without being blasted by someone karaoking Hotel California then I'm outta there.
4. No Pool - the connection between a few pints of beer down the throat and a few pints of piss into the pool is too strong.
5. Decent beers and spirits should be the priority. Actually cocktails are OK - in fact mocktails are a good idea, cheap and means the ladies can have a couple of drinks before driving home the drunkards.