Well fark you lot I reckon this is a fabulous thread.
Just what Harry's capable of!

If Harry had done this on TV you'd all be talking about how you larfed your tits off over there.

Don't judge Harry on the last two months, he's got the minerals!

I was a bit 'cnut struck' on me first visit and i took a girl from Harry's notorious 'Beer Garden' for a week and when I left i kept in contact via email and said i was coming back.
So I did, 3 months later, but the old awestruck sex tourist had changed, what with buckets full of new totty wanted my less than hard earned.
One day and several new girls later i was walking between soi 5 and 7 in that little lane you all know but pretend you've never seen, and there was Cat gobbling noodles, she leapt up, screamed, threw her arms around me and...well you know what happened.
I soon got jack of her hitting me up everyday for a phone card and told her, after she had helped me get a great place in soi 22, that i didn't want her around.
She had lined up work in Hong Kong screwing Chinese for 50K a month and despite her calling me everyday and I telling her it's over, she came back one night.
It was hell stressful. She locked herself in the room and wouldn't leave.
I got my new girlfriend to come over with a few mates and they proceeded to call her names for an hour or two and then Cat decided she'd lost.
She asked one thing of me before she left for good; come back to her place as she'd bought me a gift!
I said no!
But it did hurt a little that this poor girl was shafting half of China and she was still thinkng of me when pay day came.
Should have saved your money sweetheart. You taught me so much about Thai girls. You're all the bad things that Sticky and bangertonite warned me about!

I expect she's happy in her new home in Norway and she's wondering when the stupid fat cnut will die but if I know Cat, she'll have got her money's worth!


then there was that time I sneaked off the condom.......