Massive fart, wake.

Read TD with hand job.

Bacon, black pudding and egg toasted sandwich - pint of orange juice - strong black tea

Roast beef with all the trimmings and Yorkshire puddings - at least 3 pints of the black stuff - apple crumble with custard

A curry with naan, pilau rice and poppadoms - at least 3 big bottles of cobra - strawberries and meringue

Scotch - preferably Glenlivet 12 or Aberfeldy 12 with a good period book and a blow job

Massive fart, sleep.