Absent husbands - What's the missus doing?

**Marmite the Dog** · 06-11-2007, 11:52 AM

We seem to have quite a few posters who work overseas and I was wondering if they really know what the missus gets up to while they're away. I'm sure all will say that their little lady is a saint, but quite honestly, I think they're talking bollocks.

For example, we know for a fact that bbigman21's missus is having a lesbian affair with the local village idiot. So come of people, be honest about this; who do you think your missus is shagging when you're not around?

**kingwilly** · 06-11-2007, 12:00 PM

she was shagging me!

your missus that is, not mine.

**Jet Gorgon** · 06-11-2007, 12:33 PM

Her Thai husband.

**Spin** · 06-11-2007, 12:41 PM

wheres the option for mines different?

you fcuked up missing it off because it would have been quite popular

**Rigger** · 06-11-2007, 12:57 PM

I like to think the wife is having it off with another woman

I do know who has tried to put the hard word on my wife
#1 the local cop and was run off by the BIL
#2 the local football hero
The funny thing every time I see them they treat me like there lost brother but aleast I know that they are just sly fokers.

In the village I see it alot I guess out about 50 to 70% are running around with Thai boys, that Fok them for money ( BIL and his mates do a couple of the local farang wives for piss money ) and it;s not just the girls that husbands are away it most of the girls in the 20 to 30 yo range that are married to a 50 to 60 year old farang.
Some dont even try and hide it I see them at concerts or kissing guys on motorcycles.

**Marmite the Dog** · 06-11-2007, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by Spin

you fcuked up missing it off because it would have been quite popular

Exactly!

At least Rigger has posted a reasonableish answer.

**bbigman21** · 06-11-2007, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

We seem to have quite a few posters who work overseas and I was wondering if they really know what the missus gets up to while they're away. I'm sure all will say that their little lady is a saint, but quite honestly, I think they're talking bollocks.

For example, we know for a fact that bbigman21's missus is having a lesbian affair with the local village idiot. So come of people, be honest about this; who do you think your missus is shagging when you're not around?

I don't know how you guys look at it but I see it that there are two kind of cheaters. Cheater 1 Well to be short you married someone that just isn't that good a person and no matter what you do they are going to cheat.
Cheater 2 You just and getting something in your relationship. Now in my case that would obviously be sex. I am not there for four months at a time. Now if she needed sex that bad while I was gone I supposed she would get I just hope that she would be careful. And I mean that in two ways.
Physical of course to guard against disease and also mental to gaurd against falling love. Because lets face it sex is just that and love is love.
Now to be totaly honest if anyone read my Fecking thread you know what my wife likes to do but that is not up for discussion and if you did not read it then you are in the dark!!!!

**Rigger** · 06-11-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

At least Rigger has posted a reasonableish answer.

What are you saying I dont most the time or what ?

**Sir Burr** · 06-11-2007, 02:12 PM

Hmmmm.......well, she has me convinced that she's staying faithful. That's all that really matters, isn't it?

**barbaro** · 06-11-2007, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

We seem to have quite a few posters who work overseas and I was wondering if they really know what the missus gets up to while they're away. I'm sure all will say that their little lady is a saint, but quite honestly, I think they're talking bollocks.

For example, we know for a fact that bbigman21's missus is having a lesbian affair with the local village idiot. So come of people, be honest about this; who do you think your missus is shagging when you're not around?

Have the missus with you, while you work/live overseas, if at all possible.

If it can't be done, you may never know, but you may find out that your money for support went to her boyfriend, who she may enjoy being around moreso than you.

Seen it many times. As long a people understand the situation and know of the potential situation.

**ChiangMai noon** · 06-11-2007, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

What are saying I dont most the time or what

good post Rigger.
super command of the lingo.

**dirtydog** · 06-11-2007, 02:19 PM

^stick him in with yaya?

rigger your village sounds like a hotbed of orgies, wild sex and wife swapping, where is it again

**Rigger** · 06-11-2007, 02:24 PM

I know far to much that goes on in our village which has left my wife very unpopular with some of the local girls
I told one of the guys wives who has been playing around to go and spend some time with the monks before here husband got back she gave me a dirty look and next time I went to work my wife tells me she had told the village I foked her.
I was dam lucky the wife knows I have disliked this woman for many years, so she didn’t believe it.
But that just shows the mentality of some of these bitches.
But saying that there are still many a nice girl in the village that do the right thing and make very good wives

**Marmite the Dog** · 06-11-2007, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Rigger

What are saying I dont most the time or what

good post Rigger.
super command of the lingo.

Is our resident language consultant going to attempt a translation for the English speakers on here?

**Gallowspole** · 06-11-2007, 02:24 PM

How about "doing it with another falang" option?

bkkmadness · 06-11-2007, 02:27 PM

^ I wanna visit Rigger's village too.

Anyway don't worry lads, I am sure they are all being fairly loyal, definition of 'fairly loyal' yet to confirmed.

**Rigger** · 06-11-2007, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Rigger

What are saying I dont most the time or what

good post Rigger.
super command of the lingo.

What are you saying I dont most of the time or what ?

There are you happy now
Now piss off and do something useful

**ChiangMai noon** · 06-11-2007, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

There are you happy now
Now piss off and do something useful

I misjudged your sense of humour.

For that, I apologise.
Certainly won't happen again.

**Rigger** · 06-11-2007, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I misjudged your sense of humour.

So did I
Sorry about the red

not

**peterpan** · 06-11-2007, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

affair with the local village idiot.

Why is she in nan then?

**ChiangMai noon** · 06-11-2007, 02:56 PM

^^
did you red me for pedantry?

shit.
they green you for it on ajarn.

**peterpan** · 06-11-2007, 03:01 PM

Don't worry O stunted one, I just gave ya green for this

good post Rigger.
super command of the lingo

**Marmite the Dog** · 06-11-2007, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

affair with the local village idiot.

Why is she in nan then?

I meant the one who spends too much time in bbigman21's gaff.

**bbigman21** · 06-11-2007, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

affair with the local village idiot.

Why is she in nan then?

I meant the one who spends too much time in bbigman21's gaff.

Didn't we have a go around with your Bird awhile back and you threatened me! It was awhile go hard to remember!

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-11-2007, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by bbigman21

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

affair with the local village idiot.

Why is she in nan then?

I meant the one who spends too much time in bbigman21's gaff.

Didn't we have a go around with your Bird awhile back and you threatened me! It was awhile go hard to remember!

God knows!

If you like, we'll pretend I did, even if I didn't.

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