Thread: Post a photo you took yourself

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

No shape to it... no calf definition, huge plates of fucking meat, the body of a Western male and blacker than Mendip's gardener.

Bah and Humbug be upon the Cringle Dingle...

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The size 11 feet, lack of hips and ass and almighty shoulders

Lol, she was actually mortified when she jumped in my car we had gone 1km and she realised with a wrenched woman's anguished howl that she had forgotten to slip on her high heels, that she had pain-stakingly selected and lined up by her front door then forgotten in her haste, and was instead going to have to pad round with me slumming in her flip flops at a towering 149cm

It was nice chatting with a Thai woman again. There is something beguiling about the particular way they mangle their English, that no other female ethnicity can quite match.