Just a tin?
Mendy's damn boat not so good this time around? Cabin keepers n Laundry persons not so hot?
Durian crop safely harvested and sold.
6 months and we'll have a new Goverment.
2 days later
6 weeks and we'll have a new Govt, trouble is look at it
David Idi Amin Lammy
Wes well my opinion depends on how you phrase the question Streeting
Kier the Cvnt
Two Houses Angela
Rachel I don't have an original dea of my own Reeves
and thats it, has anyone ever seen a more anonymous incumbent Govt. Don't get me wrong i'm all for a change but FFS who are these people. Still 4 years of the bight and sunny Labour uplands.
They’re not an incumbent government though, you daft prat.
Everyone knows Gove, for example, is a lying, self serving piece of because he has held power.
Why call someone ‘Idi Amin’ and then say he’s anonymous?
Well, because you are an inveterate right wing racist, of course.
Your time is almost done, [at][at][at][at].
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'That's the nature of progress, isn' t it. It always goes on longer than it's needed'. - JCC
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Nothing like a Sympl reply to start the day, now have you got your postal vote ready or have you got a proxy nominated?
I can hear you playing that D ream track from here Stella in hand whilst you are pondering what to do with your afternoon
I see your favourite rag 'The Daily Mail' today had a large pic of Rachel Reeves with interview and the strapline 'Nobody Is Going To Give A Box of Matches Back To The Arsonists'.
In The Mail!
That must have had you choking on your cornflakes.
If you're not a football fan then you are missing out on a whole lot of feelings.
My team beat our local rivals to win the FA Cup yesterday.
Despite the lows and the hatred we get from the rest of England, I live for the highs and I will love you forever Manchester United.
My love has been and always will be unconditional.
Now if only I could bottle this feeling for the 2024 FA Cup winners: Manchester United!
Just sat at a bus stop woman moaning 30 minutes for her bus. She wandered of to Tesco returned and started eating her snacks.
First on her menu was a lime which she peeled and took a bite.Next she opened a bottle of Tabasco and took a swig.
Brought a smile to me face that's my type of woman.
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Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
. My wife went to town again today. I went into our car park area and happened to see some money on the ground. I see this as a "tip" for my work around the place. Of course my wife didn't see it that way. I sent her a pic and she was freaking out that she dropped it. I mean man 2000 baht is a nice haul.
Hey. It's my car park. I don't clean that. I just park stuff on it.
I saw Lu posting about his mum the other day going to Spain and wondering whether to join her.
Anyway, the taxman got onto me the other day and said I owed HMRC 6 ton.
But I wasn't guilty and I got onto the phone line.
95 minutes hanging on and Mr Taxman answered just as I was about to pay 5 ton to stop my debt going up anymore....
...so Mr Hal, how can I help...
...he listened to me, understood the situation and wiped all my debt in a stroke (rightfully so)!
So, with the money saved, I've booked 5 nights in Girona and Tossa de Mar for August.
Viva Espana!
Nothing, absolutely nothing to do today except sit do relax and watch the footy in the company of 4.5 litres of morrisons the best oak aged cider, oh and some vindaloo i made left over from yesterday and some ribs i knocked up earlier........bliss
Christ, what a giveaway from the blue rinse Kung Fu king that was.
These dumb cuntz spend a third of their lives snorting sherbert, a third getting paid for pretending to be tough at the service of the monarch, and a third getting worked up about Jeremy Corbyn.
What a life.
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