Well, he's been away. :D
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Well, he's been away. :D
Hey. It's my car park. I don't clean that. I just park stuff on it. :)
I saw Lu posting about his mum the other day going to Spain and wondering whether to join her.
Anyway, the taxman got onto me the other day and said I owed HMRC 6 ton.
But I wasn't guilty and I got onto the phone line.
95 minutes hanging on and Mr Taxman answered just as I was about to pay 5 ton to stop my debt going up anymore....
...so Mr Hal, how can I help...
...he listened to me, understood the situation and wiped all my debt in a stroke (rightfully so)!
So, with the money saved, I've booked 5 nights in Girona and Tossa de Mar for August.
Viva Espana!
With Lu's mum ?Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
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^ looks like hes on for the sportsmans double:)
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Originally Posted by hallelujah
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Originally Posted by helge
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I asked dil if he fancied it, but he said he'll be down the coast at Sitges...Quote:
Originally Posted by helge
Good one that one for you though, Helga :-)
Nothing, absolutely nothing to do today except sit do relax and watch the footy in the company of 4.5 litres of morrisons the best oak aged cider, oh and some vindaloo i made left over from yesterday and some ribs i knocked up earlier........bliss
^ You got no 'Billys' to suck on today?:)
Christ, what a giveaway from the blue rinse Kung Fu king that was.:D
These dumb cuntz spend a third of their lives snorting sherbert, a third getting paid for pretending to be tough at the service of the monarch, and a third getting worked up about Jeremy Corbyn.
What a life.
One very happy cat,air con on make a fuss of her and she will sleep and dream for hours.
https://i.postimg.cc/Vk3PdwwX/PXL-20...5527813-MP.jpg
not really a cheer, more a laugh at the shite they have on at Glastonbury and people are paying loads for it
Orbital.....5555555 fuh me, they had Tilda Swinton on stage reading out, couple of old over the hill wankers from my county... :)
Wtf is going on with all those cvnts flying flags blocking everyone's view and twits with their phones permanently videoing everything and not contributing to an atmospheric experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Mobile phones should be banned at concerts and football matches...
Don't be so daft, Joe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
A daughter of a mate of mine is at Glastonbury festival (or Glasto as some annoyingly call it) with her friends and her 18 month old child. My mate proudly showed me some photos of them there and a video of the child dancing to the music. Sharing is caring. Nowt wrong with that, Joe.
And I bet you've used your phone at a football match to take photos or a video. :)
I don't mind the odd pic or short video but constantly having your phone out filming everything ruins the atmosphere and prevents you from getting into the combined mood of the moment, lost on a lot of peeps.
Just my two pennies worth.
My daughter went to Parklife concert recently , she's an avid vlogger with a lot of followers and she even complained about the amount of time peeps were on their phones and not fully enjoying the concerts.
Apparently the drum and bass is where its at:rock_dj:
Give me a Northetn soul old skool doo any day of the week. :bananaman:
That’s up to them, Joe.
Says the guy who brought flares to a football match, they should be allowed but phones shouldn't.. Right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Prove it Lulu:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Molle
BTW flares create an atmosphere, phones don't.
Yeah, I bet everyone around you was grateful, in the same way we were that you didn't 'fukk off and leave the forum to die'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
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Is grumpiness making you all happy. :bananaman:
There goes Mr. Smiley.
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HmmQuote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Half the crowd on the phone creates an atmosphere too, Joe
A boring, bad, antisocial and negative one.
[QUOTE=Joe 90;4385764]Maybe not the wisest thing to buy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
But fvck it, Liverpool at Wembley :bananaman:
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Ouch. You nasty coont Cybil. Having a bad hair day?Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
Or shit the bed. Again.
I don't think I have any faults. But if I did, it would possibly be falling head over lulu in love too easily. Think this is maybe 4 different times in... 4-5 weeks maybe. :33:
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Could possibly be a moan. But being a glass half full kinda lad, will go with a cheer.
Ah shure... it makes the world go round.
It makes the world go round. :yup:
My caption for the above photo is -"Hurry up and put that washing line up and don't forget your spirit level"
Sorry, couldn't resist:smileylaughing:
note to self , dust off blue suede shoesQuote:
Originally Posted by joe 90
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Originally Posted by david44
You've just reminded me of a daily Cheer.
Not Elvis related but similar.
I bought a box of 7" vinyl records a few years ago to decorate a musical wall in the house and thought nothing more about them. They were mostly scratched and cost a fiver for the lot.
Bought a new record player for the youngest at the weekend and we started playing some tunes from the collections until we ran out then started on the overlooked wall vinyl.
Turns out we had 2 Beetles singles 1st editions on Parlophone label worth a couple of hundred quid hanging there gathering dust all along!
Luckily for you, all 4 women look identical to Edith, they all live in exactly the same place and they spend all their time with you. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Lulu busted again?:)
Knew I've been meaning to give someone a call. Cheers. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neverna
Nothing wrong with thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
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Originally Posted by Edmond
Happy I went for a piss before leaving the restaurant as this was waiting for whomever needed the hotel toilet.
Tilt your head
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Holy fook!
Is that a new bum gun design?
The Fantasypremierleague is open for 24/25. I picked my team and then my team name.
VARitableShitShow
My team is being moderated
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The Jolly Rogerer, of the Super 6 variety, ready for action.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
^ You mean The Graham Rix Six:)
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I hope there's not some dodgy koont with a name that rhymes with my position next May.... Geoff Hurst is still as clean as a whistle right?