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Summer is here, it'll be above 3 degrees for the next 5 months.
Lovely.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
You gonna head to some festivals?
SuspectQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
i am, there's a saga one where the ladies will be out in their finest support stockings and its easy to score max strength voltorolQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
^ Lucky fooker
indeed, did i mention the DC5s, a Dave Clark Five tribute band? some of the groupies are hotQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
WERE YOU FEELING GLAD ALL OVER, OR JUST BITS AND PIECES?Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
The Dave Clark Five - Bits & Pieces - Top Of The Pops (1964) - YouTube
*books flights* :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
https://i.imgur.com/4MOH5CX.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Definitely edging towards daily moan not daily cheer.
How does one go from 30 to mi... early 40s so fast. :33:
^ Sounds like 'The sportsmans double' is on the table.
If not, do a Grecian 2000 DJ Pat on her and tell her you're 20, and hope some horrible bastard doesn't tip her off
Hang on...if her mom is 30-33...
^ you're reading that wrong and well you know it. :)
The new-ish stair machine regime does has one well trained for dining and dashing now that I think of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
Great...Will we be seeing you show Mendy how a proper gash licking thread should be done?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...;v=vE2PLSFr4eoQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Had frost here last nightQuote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Blooming apple trees won't like that
Wouldn't have happened under the Gladstone government
:)
One of my best mates in the world from Brum, a massive Birmingham City fan, just messaged me to ask if he could come over for a piss up. At the same time as our old pal from Thailand is coming over to see me; the three of us used to get right on it in Thailand, but we haven't been together for years.
Sometimes, the stars just align.
:)
I told my missus and she put her head in her hands.
:smileylaughing:
Did it remind you of 4.45 on a normal Saturday?Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
https://i.imgur.com/Sn16TCz.jpeg
Oh, and you can fuck off as well.
Anyone else?
:)
:smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
Happy birthday to my darling Gert ,52 today .
Happy burp day to your Gert.
Happy Birthday Gert-O.
You gonna buy her a chair? :)
No dont want to spoil her ,i brought her a television stand about 8 weeks agoQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Happy Birthday to your wife!Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
Thanks for posting, you've reminded me it was my wife's Birthday in September.
Happy Somerset Day, Mendip. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Celebrate Somerset Day 2024 over the weekend of 11th & 12th May
Join in the Big Somerset Picnic and fly the flag for Somerset !
In the lead up to, and over, the second weekend in May we celebrate the economy, history, heritage, beauty and culture of Somerset.
Championing Somerset locally, nationally and internationlly.
Somerset Day | Flying the Flag for Somerset
^ Many thanks Nev.
I'll celebrate properly with a tin of cider once I get off this damn boat.
Just a tin?
Mendy's damn boat not so good this time around? Cabin keepers n Laundry persons not so hot?
Durian crop safely harvested and sold.
6 months and we'll have a new Goverment.
Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
2 days later
6 weeks and we'll have a new Govt, trouble is look at it
David Idi Amin Lammy
Wes well my opinion depends on how you phrase the question Streeting
Kier the Cvnt
Two Houses Angela
Rachel I don't have an original dea of my own Reeves
and thats it, has anyone ever seen a more anonymous incumbent Govt. Don't get me wrong i'm all for a change but FFS who are these people. Still 4 years of the bight and sunny Labour uplands. :)
They’re not an incumbent government though, you daft prat.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Everyone knows Gove, for example, is a lying, self serving piece of :icon_poo: because he has held power.
Why call someone ‘Idi Amin’ and then say he’s anonymous?
Well, because you are an inveterate right wing racist, of course.
Your time is almost done, [at][at][at][at].
:smileylaughing::deadhorsebig::finger: :yerman: :smileylaughing:
^
Nothing like a Sympl reply to start the day, now have you got your postal vote ready or have you got a proxy nominated?
I can hear you playing that D ream track from here Stella in hand whilst you are pondering what to do with your afternoon :)
I see your favourite rag 'The Daily Mail' today had a large pic of Rachel Reeves with interview and the strapline 'Nobody Is Going To Give A Box of Matches Back To The Arsonists'.
In The Mail! :D
That must have had you choking on your cornflakes.
Gove has a personality and character as likeable as your own! Perhaps your critique of him reflects your own probity?Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
No amount of childish emoji’s can change that.
If you're not a football fan then you are missing out on a whole lot of feelings.
My team beat our local rivals to win the FA Cup yesterday.
Despite the lows and the hatred we get from the rest of England, I live for the highs and I will love you forever Manchester United.
My love has been and always will be unconditional.
Now if only I could bottle this feeling for the 2024 FA Cup winners: Manchester United!
:)
Who will be your manager for next season, hal?
The players managed to win the game without any input from ETH.Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
Nice of them to let him down, gently.
A decent result for the team without a manager. ��
Just sat at a bus stop woman moaning 30 minutes for her bus. She wandered of to Tesco returned and started eating her snacks.
First on her menu was a lime which she peeled and took a bite.Next she opened a bottle of Tabasco and took a swig.
Brought a smile to me face that's my type of woman.
https://i.imgur.com/HGnk1wz.jpg
:rofl:. My wife went to town again today. I went into our car park area and happened to see some money on the ground. I see this as a "tip" for my work around the place. Of course my wife didn't see it that way. I sent her a pic and she was freaking out that she dropped it. I mean man 2000 baht is a nice haul. :)
Been slacking on that floor cleaning.