Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

6 pack of Somerset Cider goes missing from Duty Free.




Man con-fez-es while desperately trying to renew his passport.

^ He looks like he's found the fleshlight section and is trying one out

Look at those eyes rolled back, thinking of Looper's action men.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Oh he's already fez'd up

I reckon you'd like those Turkish baths, Reg.

In fact, in any remake of Midnight Express, there's room for a scene with you banging on the prison door to be let in.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Oh he's already fez'd up

I'm all fez'd up... twice!

Got meself a pair... one for the missus's Christmas pressie... thought we could try a bit of that role play stuff to liven things up.

Seems like I'm on to something!

Not to ruin your hols but i have been thinking about your pier and i think it needs a sun shade on the end, anyway give it some consideration.

And 'just like that' Mendy popped his commute cherry.

well he certainly needs to pop his how to wear a disposable mask cherry.

That's not an upside down mask mate, that's her on the right's panties.

So he's actively encouraging COVID, i suppose get it out of the way before his fit to fly test in under 2 weeks- sensible Mendip

Originally Posted by Joe 90

"just like that"Mendips left hand has a gone wandering , no wondering she's smiling showing off those wonderful headstones in a graveyard.

You'll be needing that Fez, it's ruddy cold in Blighty and standard attire in these parts contrary to common belief it's not a flat cap..

Its holiday time,get onit like a car bonnet

Can't believe you've not got your Mod parka on.

You're looking ok for 87, to be fair.

^^ Manu colours now Chitty?

^^ he's got the freshly out of the other side frown crease, Chitty it'll disappear in a year or so

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You're looking ok for 87

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Manu colours now Chitty.

You shower of shite

Talking of football. At the end of last season Nongbua Pitchaya were promoted to the top flight of Thai football and on Wednesday night they had a home game against Pathum Thani, so we planned ahead and the gf and I had bought our T-shirts. There being literally nothing at all to do here, the footie beckoned.

Baht120 for a ticket and needed to show the vaccination certificate on the Mor Prom app. Masks were required for entry and then not worried about too much.



The match was well attended. In particular there were many young, single women dressed for a warm evening in appropriately skimpy gear. The two behind us were screamers, it was a surprisingly passionate crowd. I haven't seen the girfriend so excited since, erm, ever.

The only two farang bars in town remain firmly shut but the Leo concession here was doing a roaring trade. Obviously, Covid is a risk when you have a bunch of guys sitting and chatting but none at all when you have a crowd of people shouting and screaming and jumping up and down.

The opposition looked to be physically bigger and better organised so it was no surprise when they scored the first goal. The crowd didn't lose faith and Nongbua drew level, then went ahead 2-1. It all went a bit mad as the ball started to look like it was in a pinball machine and out of nowhere Nongbua went 3-1 up and the crowd went wild.

In the absence of other entertainments this was a very cheering experience. It was almost like life was nearly normal again.

^ Nice

Righto, happy Loy Krathong everybody, and a successful Krathonging tonight - may blessings be successful and your wishes come true.

Non-O secured yesterday.

Good 'til Feb, then we have to submit pics and two more hand drawn maps of where our house is. I've already submitted all that stuff once.

Gotta be done again at the end of December.

But anyway - hurdles cleared so far.

Originally Posted by cyrille

then we have to submit pics and two more hand drawn maps of where our house is. I've already submitted all that stuff once.

it is ludicrous.

Surely the positives outweigh the negatives with all the jumping through hoops to stay there.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Surely the positives outweigh the negatives

Massively.

But who the fcuk would post about that here?

Originally Posted by cyrille

and two more hand drawn maps of where our house is.

Probably the funnest part of the process. Making the squiggle lines into hidden words, boobs, penises, and the such.

Edmond, aged 14.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Non-O secured yesterday.

Good 'til Feb, then we have to submit pics and two more hand drawn maps of where our house is. I've already submitted all that stuff once.

Gotta be done again at the end of December.

Is that a new visa or an extension?

New.

Helpfully dated to start three days before I got it.

During my morning walk with Bruno I stopped in at 7 eleven to buy some coffee.

I tied the monster to a telegraph pole and was keen to untie him quickly so I had prepared 120 Baht before I entered the shop.

I got the coffee, handed over the 120 Baht and left in haste but was called back by 1 of the staff.

Seems the 100 baht was a 1,000 Baht note and they gave me 900 Baht change.

Fair play to these honest Thais.

They appreciated the tip no doubt

Mrs Loy must have worked her magic on the Krathong last night