I'm not a beginner on fucking tattoos up.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealKW
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I'm not a beginner on fucking tattoos up.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealKW
This is as exciting as it gets.Quote:
Originally Posted by lom
Smart move getting one 2 days before a koh Samed trip then, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
lol. I think there were some complaints about teaching LGBT awareness in UK primary schools?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
You seem to have enough common sense to improvise, adapt and deliver the curriculum that you choose. ��
What aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayiHyVR4DXY
here's oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32wDFCM7iSI
I was in the pool 2hours after getting one in Hua Hin. I don't make the rules, I just break them.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealKW
yah you. :1st:Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
^^^ Thanks Lom... I think...
I had an entirely different kind of refresher course in mind, but the wife's got another 'headache' tonight!
Anyway, more cheer... today we made up a batch of 'no butter biscuits'. This was mainly because we had no bladdy butter in the fridge so the daughter searched out an appropriate recipe on the interweb.
They came out somewhere in between a cake and a biscuit.
https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?...5&d=1625487027
The 'money shot' was an incredibly difficult photo to take. As soon as Lionel's eyes were in the view the phone software recognised a 'face' which it then focused on, thus rendering the freshly baked 'no butter biscuit' out of focus.
I overcame this by just having the lower part of my cup of tea in the shot!
https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?...6&d=1625487039
Nice, I bet some custard or fresh full cream on them would have been ruddy nice.
They look like scones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Heavy scones.
Rock cakes...
Perfect for a geologist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy
Foundry for building material.
^ How rude!
They did look like scones (the 'O' pronounced as in 'Lom' rather than as in 'bone', or even 'onanism', which has been 'on' my mind lately).
But they were really too sweet and not nice at all. The chickens have a sugar high going on right now!
Next up... proper scones!
Careful, young man :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Genesis 38:8-10
8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also
^ I have no brother!
'O'nly two sisters. :)
You do not take a hint from God ?
Sperm belongs in pussies. Not in the sink, your sock or on the ground
(sorry Tomcat, not my idea)
You're done......Onan :)
What is the Buddhist view?Quote:
Originally Posted by helge
Good question :)Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
I have no idea
Only buddhists I know, are thai, and most of them are wankers
My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car
that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them :)
^ The missus still gambling?
You constantly bullshit on this forum, so pics or it didn't happen. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Translation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
The missus has put my car up for collateral on a loan we cannot pay and now the local Thai money lender owns it instead of me. Therefore I will thrash the shite out of it before it gets repo'd.. that will teach them!
:doglol:
Entirely not my business I know, but from what you have posted here, I thought you were essentially a single dad taking care of a couple of kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Doing something that could potentially get you jailed, or possibly worse, a good revenge beating, would seem to be, well, lets just say "rash".
But, as noted, not my business....
Completely stupid imho.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
From Joe's post yesterday at 1.02am, I don't think that is entirely correct. I'm sure I've seen that dress posted before.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
But, yes, not the best action to take, IMO. Fingers crossed for only getting a fine, repair costs, and some community service if or when he gets collared.
#Pray4leniency
Been working on my people skills.......Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealKW
Went into town today and I've got a kebab for my dinner.
The excitement in the house is electric.
He was probably granted that glimpse of her knickers he posted up the other day after she'd spunked a few grand on summat stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neverna
Let's face it - he's as thick as a fkin brick - barely adult really. :sad:
Posting pics has never been your strong point, has it?Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
Here you go, it's not that "hard"...
Attachment 72370
What a total dick.
Post up a pic of your ASQ room,so we can help you through this difficult time.:)
Attacks a man's wife.
Ends the post by calling him a dick. :)
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
You always show up fast for these 'boring' posts of mine, Paddy.
:D
Claims someone else shows up fast.... one minute, yes, one minute after they posted. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
ffs, no wonder his nickname is Simple. :)
Is that 'classy', Cyrille ?
Just asking
I noticed, admirably diplomatic. :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
If you ask nicely I can give you an admin account for a few minutes to delete the thumbnail evidence of the attack on a poster's wife. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille