Yes, this is Norway. Not a chocolate on the pillow or a bowl of fruit, but a bottle of deodorant. I didn't realise I'd made such an impression while checking in
Could have been worse, if you were wearing your Jesus creepers and they saw your feet they would have put you in quarantine.
Enjoy the semi normality of working on land and the ability to have a beer.
Any intellectually fit birds in your accommodation yet?