Why don't we forget about pronouns altogether, as is often the case with Thai language.

If I want to say in Thai 'I want to eat some pussy', then I can say 'Khun Simon yak gin maio noi', and forget about 'pom' for 'I'.

So Sam Smith is simply referred to as 'Sam Smith', not 'I' or 'h' or 'they'.

Easy, init?