A bit of truth about the internet

**crackerjack101** · 18-08-2019, 05:16 PM

**Looper** · 18-08-2019, 08:39 PM

**Cujo** · 18-08-2019, 11:00 PM

Cat videos?
You deserve a red for that.

**Looper** · 19-08-2019, 01:15 AM

I thought this was the 'post a random yootube' thread

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 01:25 AM

No silly, it's the I'm having more fun than you reality check thread.

I'll check back when I'm done mowing the lawn.

**Looper** · 19-08-2019, 01:39 AM

What is your weapon of choice shlocker?

I just bought a new mower.

40v Lithium Ion. Silent ninja stealth operation mode for secret mowing assignments. 37cm blade diameter.

2 Amp Hour battery. Should be enough for my modest little lawn.

Looks like the little red Ferrari of lawnmowers to my eyes

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It says 36V in the picture but it is actually 40V

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 02:07 AM

Nice. I roll with a Ferris.Basically Simplicitys commercial unit.

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 02:17 AM

The other one took 4 fricking hours. The ZTR is the way to go. Now I've got it down to a six pack and a couple shots.

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 02:21 AM

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 02:43 AM

The 1500 has a 21hp Kawasaki, nothing fancy.

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 03:25 AM

And no, I'm not having more fun than you.
Well I did this morning but the pill wore off.

**David48atTD** · 19-08-2019, 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

What is your weapon of choice shlocker?

I just bought a new mower.

40v Lithium Ion. Silent ninja stealth operation mode for secret mowing assignments. 37cm blade diameter.

2 Amp Hour battery. Should be enough for my modest little lawn.

Looks like the little red Ferrari of lawnmowers to my eyes

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It says 36V in the picture but it is actually 40V

Mow long and prosper ...

... but others have been disappointed.

https://www.productreview.com.au/lis...e-force-360-ii

**baldrick** · 19-08-2019, 03:57 AM

nice looking unit loopy

does it have the basics for an electric vehicle - bluetooth , keyless entry , remote startup

though you will have to be careful with the keyless entry with this day and age of relay attacks - I suggest keeping the fob in a faraday bag

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 04:25 AM

Years and years ago somebody on this forum gave me shit about me mowing my own lawn.

Well I'm still doing it! Burnt up, fell down, crawls out of a swamp. Still a living breathing bag of shit. No, not you. Me you son of a bitch.

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 04:31 AM

Ok, breaks over.

And you didn't think I had a sence,well any for that matter.

fish.

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 06:40 AM

Shit still works, and I still run it. Is that what the...... go figure.

fffish

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 06:52 AM

And nobody can beat the Jappers.no fooling.

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 06:58 AM

Shit still works, and I still run it. Is that what the...... go figure.

fffish

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 07:00 AM

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 07:05 AM

Now if snubbs shows up I do sleep with a 38. Now if he has 44 Double D's?

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 07:07 AM

America yea know ? Do you.

**Looper** · 19-08-2019, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Mow long and prosper ...

... but others have been disappointed.

Not quite the same model.

mine is the new improved more powerful 40V beester

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Super-quiet ninja stealth and only 13kg so you can climb over the fence with it at night and mow your neighbour's lawn just to freak him out...

**Topper** · 19-08-2019, 06:28 PM

Speaking of mowing lawns, I can absolutely prove at one point in time people could control their tendencies towards gun violence in America.

Growing up, I lived in a trailer that was towed from trailer park to trailer park to my father's latest assignment in the Navy.

The last trailer park we lived in, was huge. There was lots of common spaces and rental trailers along with lots that could be rented.

The trailer park management was responsible for mowing the common areas and the rental trailer lots. I went through the rigorous testing as to whether I was smart enough to safely and correctly operate a riding mower and was hired by the trailer park for something like 1.50/hr. Another guy came behind me with a weed wacker and cleaned things up.

My routine on Saturday was to get up and start mowing about 7 am so I get paid as much as I could and go out that night without any thought about who might be trying to sleep. Proof positive once upon a time, people thought that shooting someone was a bad thing.

**fishlocker** · 19-08-2019, 08:31 PM

I wonder what type of sandwich the French guy go shot over. Talk about cold cuts. That about takes the cake.

**TizMe** · 19-08-2019, 08:58 PM

When I lived on acreage west of Brisbane, the mowing never ever got finished...

Fuck I'm glad I live in a condo now!

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