Thread: I wanna kill....

I'm sitting in a bar after going through check in and security at the Anchorage airport. Alaska airlines sucks, and TSA stole my toothpaste! WTF! I can't wait to get the fuck out of this fuckwit country.
As far as I can see the terrorists have already succeeded. I have to bite my tongue to not get arrested. Toothpaste!!!!!!!!!WTF!
Then some officious fuck accuses me of giving the checkin agent a hard time because of an idiotic 50 lbs weight restriction. Fuck this shit! But to travel I have to kowtow and recieve the punishment.

Alaska Airlines? You flying in from Seattle?

I have to deal with this shit every 14 days.
Check the toothpaste, shampoo etc or it gets confiscated.
Flying sucks big-time...

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Alaska Airlines? You flying in from Seattle?

Out of Anchorage to Seattle where I pick up my first class seat to Taipei.

I'm going to cut my trips back to the USA to only once a year now.
These have to be the stupidest cocksuckers on the planet.
You think Thai's are boneheads? Think again!

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

I have to deal with this shit every 14 days.
Check the toothpaste, shampoo etc or it gets confiscated.
Flying sucks big-time...

No shit I had to really bite my tongue not to get arrested. They were chomping at the bit to fuck with someone!
I did get to check my bags to BKK. We'll see if they get there!

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

WTF! I can't wait to get the fuck out of this fuckwit country.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I'm going to cut my trips back to the USA to only once a year now.
These have to be the stupidest cocksuckers on the planet.

Hear, hear...

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

not to get arrested

who is terrorising who ? you can find low paid thugs in all third world countries

Did you go salmon fishing or crabbing in Alaska, Mr Earl? First class to Taipei, eh? You competing with Mobi now?

^I went fishing, and camping. Murdered a moose. Saw a lot of country.


I had a bunch of air miles on EVA to use up for the first class seat.

Security got even a bigger case of the stupids here in Seattle: One of the pinhead TSA screanners had to call for his mommy, claiming I was a hostile passenger. (the dipshit thought I had a secret compartment in my bag!)I bit my tongue again and managed not to get arrested.
Their stupidity is monstrous. It was 2 am, I was the only passenger and it still took them 20 minutes to pass me through!

^ I was gonna red you for murdering a moose, but cannae. Hope you ate the meat and used the hide and antlers. Moose Killer.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Murdered a moose

I wish moose could shoot back.

I didn't actually pull the trigger (I was prepared to). But I assisted in the deed, and yes we used all of him. He was quite tasty.
RL you must be a vegetarian.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

..., claiming I was a hostile passenger.

And why exactly are you frequenting one of the terrorist hotspots in the world, the South of Thailand, Sir?

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Out of Anchorage to Seattle where I pick up my first class seat to Taipei.

dadadadada...tosser...

the fact that your travelling FC has absolutley nothing to do with your OP so one concludes that the reason for including it was just to skite...time to grow up earl...

It really is completely fucked up these days. Who of the dufi in charge decided ordinary airline travellers should be treated as if they were criminals?

Fucking fear-mongering pigs.

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

ordinary airline travellers should be treated as if they were criminals?

seige mentality

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I'm sitting in a bar after going through check in and security at the Anchorage airport. Alaska airlines sucks, and TSA stole my toothpaste! WTF! I can't wait to get the fuck out of this fuckwit country.
As far as I can see the terrorists have already succeeded. I have to bite my tongue to not get arrested. Toothpaste!!!!!!!!!WTF!
Then some officious fuck accuses me of giving the checkin agent a hard time because of an idiotic 50 lbs weight restriction. Fuck this shit! But to travel I have to kowtow and recieve the punishment.

Since you got sacked the whole airline industry nose dived!

Blood meal in the garden keeps the deer away, Boonie.
My mom gets deer, bear, coyotes, skunks, etc; they chase them out of the yard. Every year some rednecks come through and shoot for sport, usually get a doe and her fawn and leave them half dead in the feking ditch.
Sure, if you're going to use the meat, the hide, OK (kinda). But we had this rant before. Most people don't know how to down an animal. End up shooting it and chasing it and putting so much shot in it the meat is tainted. Fekin morons.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Blood meal in the garden keeps the deer away, Boonie.
My mom gets deer, bear, coyotes, skunks, etc; they chase them out of the yard. Every year some rednecks come through and shoot for sport, usually get a doe and her fawn and leave them half dead in the feking ditch.

NO WAY
We've tried everything!
Panther piss from the zoo, hair from the barber, foul-smelling shit I've mixed up in the Hudson sprayer - nothing will keep these giant vermin out of the yard. Only thing that will work is a big dog which we don't have - maybe I'll 'rent' one or...blast a few more of them but the damn freezer is full now! Want some venison, Jet? Or, as the good 'ol boys call it: "Deer Meat"?

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

^I went fishing, and camping. Murdered a moose. Saw a lot of country.


I had a bunch of air miles on EVA to use up for the first class seat.

Security got even a bigger case of the stupids here in Seattle: One of the pinhead TSA screanners had to call for his mommy, claiming I was a hostile passenger. (the dipshit thought I had a secret compartment in my bag!)I bit my tongue again and managed not to get arrested.
Their stupidity is monstrous. It was 2 am, I was the only passenger and it still took them 20 minutes to pass me through!

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ I was gonna red you for murdering a moose, but cannae. Hope you ate the meat and used the hide and antlers. Moose Killer.

Don't be too sorry for these critters Jet, they're taking over the place! I 'murdered' 6 deer last season and 'am going for another bunch next month. They eat up the landscape - poor wife can't plant anything w/out decimating her garden. My deer stand these days is a LZBoy set on my front stoop!

I'm no expert or anything but what does a proliferation of deer have to do with moose, a seperate member of the deer family?

That's like saying you're shooting lions to keep down the cat population.

Moose is really gamey tasting. Other venison not so much, but depends on the graze feed. Just had to check what Mom used to marinate Moose, and it was something like junpier berries, but I don't think we had them in Alberta. True, venison is extremely lean and must be marinated overnight. I do remember grizzly burgers. Gorge rose at the smell. But, we took what we could get in the fall back then.
Gotta put blood meal out every week or after a rainfall, Booners. Mom swears by it. Mebbe Canadian deer are different...555

^^
Well, since Jet was pining over a dead moose, I thought to pass on that these four-legged monster vermin are proliferating alarming rates. I've got a moose or two crusing thru my property too but I'm not going to risk dropping one of them...