I'll prolly get kicked from pillar to post on this one but who cares.

So, it looks like the Poolcleaner has agreed to get to get married (again).
While the missus was playing with my ***** his morning the subject of marriage came up and she was at us getting married later in the year.
I've tried my best to scuttle this nonsense by saying that I will most likely have to return to Aus at some time because Thailand's immigration laws are well fucked.
She took a very origional tack this time, using the legendary Thai custom of saving face as the reason for geting hitched.

Yep, she put it to me like this..(not her words mind!)
"For a Thai girl to stay with someone for a long time, it's not good unless they get married. So we need to get married. After that it's OK if you leave me!!!!!!!"

Now I ask you, ain't she a sweetheart?

I lay awake dreaming of other girls and saying 'sayonara' (la gorn inThai) to her and now she says "marry me and you can fuck off!"

I'm so happy. She's just gone to the shops for 'gafe yen' and 'jok', pick up the Bangers Post and after which she will shag me. later on I shall mosey down to the salon and have a facial and pedicure and then call up Ying for our norty rendezvous later this arvy.
Then to 'After Work' for pool with Moonfruit. Life is good!

"Hang on pooly, you cnut" I hear you cry, "What's with the Thai peeps in the title, you idiot?"

Oh yeah, the good folk at the BTS have recently installed automatic ticket vending machines in a few of the SkyTrain stations.
I've noticed over the last month that they must have been installed for my convenience only as I've never seen any other fokker using them!!
The Thais are still queuing up to change their 20 baht and then wait in line to get a ticket.

That's just dumb guys!



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