Thread: Thai Peeps - Not the sharpest.....right?

I'll prolly get kicked from pillar to post on this one but who cares.

So, it looks like the Poolcleaner has agreed to get to get married (again).
While the missus was playing with my ***** his morning the subject of marriage came up and she was at us getting married later in the year.
I've tried my best to scuttle this nonsense by saying that I will most likely have to return to Aus at some time because Thailand's immigration laws are well fucked.
She took a very origional tack this time, using the legendary Thai custom of saving face as the reason for geting hitched.

Yep, she put it to me like this..(not her words mind!)
"For a Thai girl to stay with someone for a long time, it's not good unless they get married. So we need to get married. After that it's OK if you leave me!!!!!!!"

Now I ask you, ain't she a sweetheart?

I lay awake dreaming of other girls and saying 'sayonara' (la gorn inThai) to her and now she says "marry me and you can fuck off!"

I'm so happy. She's just gone to the shops for 'gafe yen' and 'jok', pick up the Bangers Post and after which she will shag me. later on I shall mosey down to the salon and have a facial and pedicure and then call up Ying for our norty rendezvous later this arvy.
Then to 'After Work' for pool with Moonfruit. Life is good!

"Hang on pooly, you cnut" I hear you cry, "What's with the Thai peeps in the title, you idiot?"

Oh yeah, the good folk at the BTS have recently installed automatic ticket vending machines in a few of the SkyTrain stations.
I've noticed over the last month that they must have been installed for my convenience only as I've never seen any other fokker using them!!
The Thais are still queuing up to change their 20 baht and then wait in line to get a ticket.

That's just dumb guys!



check out Pooly's porn thread!!

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I am not sure about the ticket machines, I have always used them, as have all the Thais. They are not a recent addition, they were there right from the start.

I and they queue up to get change for the machines, then buy an auto ticket.

so Poolpeople are not the sharpest peeps?

as to getting married!!! blimey mate, with your lifestyle you are hardly ready for any commitment, least of all some formal nonsense. Get married in her village without paper seems to satisfy most Thais for "face".

Now DrAndy you're telling porkies, aren't you?

Folks trust the poolcleaner when I tell you the ticket machines are a recent addition. DrAndy's point about queuing up for change falls flat on it's face because the ticket machines take coins and notes. You can put in anything to get a ticket. Are you Thai by chance DrAndy?

They're very similar to the machines they use on the subway!
Computer screen on which you punch in your destination and pop in the coins or note and Reg's your auntie!
They'll still be in perfect condition in 20 years because only I use them!

Oh no mate, no porkies!!

the machines I have used only take B5 and B10 coins, hence the need for change

maybe the ones you are talking about are brand new? Using notes was certainly not an option. As for using anything, that would be amusing!!

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Oh no mate, no porkies!!

the machines I have used only take B5 and B10 coins, hence the need for change

maybe the ones you are talking about are brand new? Using notes was certainly not an option. As for using anything, that would be amusing!!

hehehe this internet's a larf...

you said..

so Poolpeople are not the sharpest peeps?

hehehe.......so what are DrAndys?

nya nya nya.

I'm not sure what stations have them but I used the one at Victory yesterday and there was crowds of people getting change and using the old ticket machines and not a soul at the new one.
hence the inspiration for me thread!

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

[nya nya nya.

I'm not sure what stations have them but I used the one at Victory yesterday and there was crowds of people getting change and using the old ticket machines and not a soul at the new one.
hence the inspiration for me thread!

Ah, I do like clarification

I have not been in the system for some time, so I was talking about those old ones

Yes, DrAndies can be a picnic a bit short of a sandwich, especially on Monday mornings

perhaps its a distrust of putting money into a machine .....

same thing happens at the airport - ques in front of the teller for the 500baht tax but there is always machines available

and not just thai ppl doing this many farangs too!

yeah, I do that at airports ever since I saw a farang lose his money. Boy, was he stressed. making all sorts of noises

meanwhile, there was a perfectly nice girl in a booth.....

So, will you marry her?

Originally Posted by Dr Andy

meanwhile, there was a perfectly nice girl in a booth.....

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

So, will you marry her?

I don't suppose Dr Andy had enough time to propose, what with the other people in queue and all.

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

So, will you marry her?

I guess so.

I have to do the right thing!

I have personally used one of those machines at airport and have got nothing good to say about it.

It didn't get credited and unfortunately that was the only Thai currency I was having on me. I had to run around, as my flight was due shortly, to get hold of some money changer. I had to run to the lounge as everyone already boarded the plane. Farking tension for nothing.
I'd rather get me arse in que rather than using those machines in LOS. Never again.

I never knew there was a machine at the airport - or are we just being nasty about Thai officials?

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

So, will you marry her?

I guess so.

I have to do the right thing!

What, and ruin a perfectly good relationship?

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

So, will you marry her?

Pleases stay on subject, goddess.......

Are you talking about ticket machines that accept notes, pooly?

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

So, will you marry her?

Pleases stay on subject, goddess.......

Are you talking about ticket machines that accept notes, pooly?

That's the ones Raffles. Good chap for redirecting the thread!

BTW: Be a crazy fool, and MARRY HER!, son!

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

BTW: Be a crazy fool, and MARRY HER son!

She doesn't have any kids Wally!!

My name's not Elton by the way!

Stay on topic please, pooly...

So how do you feel about taking the big plunge?

I personally think you won't have that many more lovely thai ladies asking you to marry them from now on, so you'd be bladdy crazy to turn her down!

It's all down-hill from here, son!