Thread: This bird.

So I fucked this bird. You know the type. One that bleeps and shrieks and does all hell as well as chews up the woodwork to get under your nails. Worser than a hedgehog.

So this little bitch keeps tweeting at me and I had finally had enough. Like I don't have more pressing issues.

Now fish and bird can go well together. Like a side of salmon and some pheasant under glass but on this day I had had enough.

So what could the fish do...