Thread: Crumpler or folder? Toilet activities again

Bum gun then tissue.

^ Umm, excuse me miss, but you've failed to answer the question.

Do you fold or crumple that tissue -- or do you just pull a length out and toss it in the bowl in case somebody's watching?

Oops!! Sorry, I lost my mind a bit.

Bum gun then crumpling tissue.

Bum gun then folded paper. I think it's the most civilised way.

As an aside from the paper issue, i increasingly feel slightly disgusted that people in some countries (including my own) don't consider it a worthwhile part of good hygiene to wash their ringpiece after they've had a dump. It's the most important part of the cleaning process, in my opinion.

Folded paper, then bum gun, folded paper again. soap is preferable too. I agree bum gun should be mandatory in all countries.

I'm still folding.

What got into you to bump this thread Tex!

You ain't in Bombay at the moment and nursing one of those horrible bellies?

By the way I fold as well!

You only need two pieces, one to wipe, and one to polish.

Originally Posted by Looper

Grade 4 sand paper marinaded in hot chilli sauce - folded not crumpled

The John Wayne variety, eh?

Rough & tough and don't take no shit?

Im using unfolded five pound notes, they're much cheaper than toilet paper these days.

^^Not really Booners I am actually more of a carefully folded soft paper followed by a couple of moist perfumed baby-wipes man (no bumguns in Australia alas)

Originally Posted by sharon

Bum gun then crumpling tissue

From the hidden cam videos on the internet it seems that most japanese women are crumplers too. The thing that surpises me is that most of them are happy with a single wipe and then pull up their knickers. I have at least 4 or 5 careful wipes before I feel confident that my boxers are not at risk of skidmarks. Are these the same women who donate undies to the used japanese knicker dispensing machines? If so I wonder if their is a with/without skidmark selection option like there is for milk in coffee vending machines?

Originally Posted by Spin

Im using five pound notes, they're much cheaper than toilet paper these days

Same with the worthless Aussie. Unfortunaley Austalian banknotes are made of vinyl which is great in the washing machine but not so good in the dunny.

Great bump Tex

this thread is shit. pants i say

The problem that I have now in the states, is that my daughter keeps putting her used toilet paper in the trash can. This was even a problem in BKK. But she grew up with her mother telling no, toilet paper does not go in the toilet, it goes in the trash can.

Bum gun, then hosing down in the shower, to take care of eventualities, and then the wife has a variety of towels.
(Dear, if you read this, don't kill me; red me).

Folder

Originally Posted by Looper

From the hidden cam videos on the internet it seems that most japanese women are crumplers too. The thing that surpises me is that most of them are happy with a single wipe and then pull up their knickers. I have at least 4 or 5 careful wipes before I feel confident that my boxers are not at risk of skidmarks. Are these the same women who donate undies to the used japanese knicker dispensing machines? If so I wonder if their is a with/without skidmark selection option like there is for milk in coffee vending machines?

they probably have less hair down there to cause stuff to stick to...

Folded... It's more civilized...

The better question is: Do you wipe front to back, or back to front???

i bought back a couple of bum guns from my last visit to have installed in the new place, the powers that be won,t give it a final without a bloody safety valve in case the guns 'fail' and flood the joint not to mention the plumbers lack of understanding the whole concept of washing your arse, on the fold crumple issue does dragging your arse on the toilet matt count?

do you lean to one side and leave one cheek planted or raise both cheeks off the seat and crouch while doing the business??

Folded, once front to back, then bac to front. Haven't got the hang of using the bum gun - there's an art to it I understand.

The gf however, frig me silly, I think she bum guns but then half the fuckin' roll is gone after!

I swear whenever she comes over for a day/night we go through about 2 rolls!

bum gun nozzle is full of shit though, highly unhygienic

^
Yeah I always thought squirting filthy water up yer jaxi was a pretty good way to contract a water borne disease.

especially the bum guns at highways Jet stations etc...

Originally Posted by Butterfly

bum gun nozzle is full of shit though, highly unhygienic

Not if ya don't stick the nozzle up your arse....it's not a probe, Butters.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

if ya don't stick the nozzle up your arse.

are you there to check ? and how many guests do ?

The bum gun isn't meant to spray up your bum, it's meant to spray your hand. I don't use tissue.