Thread: You know you're average when...

Originally Posted by fishlocker

You know you are average when you concede to the masses.

I used to have a Catholic GF

One day, early on in the blossoming relationship she asked me a defining question.

Honey, man of my dreams, hung like a horse ... are you of the Catholic faith?

I looked bemused as she got most of me right.

I am, ummmm, errrrrr, my parents are ...

Oh, OK, if mum asks ... just say you are agnostic.

True story