You know you're average when...

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 10:01 AM

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 10:09 AM

Damn, ant takes this personally. I wasn't talking about you but some other silly bastard.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 10:15 AM

You know you are average when....

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 01:43 PM

You know you're average when.

**Stumpy** · 10-04-2019, 01:49 PM

WTF is this thread about? Is this a Fishlocker drunken med posting thread.

Lord. Hey ya know Fish, they say you're crazy when you talk and answer yourself. I think you are removing any and all doubt...

. Carry on with yourself

**Cujo** · 10-04-2019, 01:53 PM

Dunno but I never liked bob Dylan or Jethro tull even though I felt I was expected to.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:05 PM

It's nine O'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me makin' love with his tonic and gin.

Mommy's all right, Jappers all right, Just seems a little queer. Surrender but don't give yourself away.

**Stumpy** · 10-04-2019, 02:08 PM

^ Whoooooooosh!!!!. Hold it.....
Hold it......wait on it.....exhale Fish. Ya don't want to pass out.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:10 PM

Ok, I'll head out to the ga to post more mechanical stuff. Nice truck btw jappr. Honestly it is a decent ride from what I have seen in the area. Good luck to you and hope it all works out in the long term.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:17 PM

And you left here knowing you couldn't support yourself or that you needed some other means of fulfillment to carry you through.
Laugh all you want but you are a great example of who and what I will never be.

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 02:18 PM

You know you are average when you lie within 1 standard deviation of the centre of a bell curve ... the yellow area

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The Bell Curve of People Giving a Shite

On one end of the spectrum, you have people that don’t care about X, will never care about X, and even if X was handed to them with free beer, foot massages, and packaged with the best design on the planet…they still wouldn’t waste their time with it.

At the other end of the spectrum, you have your brave souls that REALLY FRACKING CARE about X.

They will fill out the overly lengthy form for a second time after their original hard work was washed away by a incomprehensible error. If they have to, they will spend more than 34 seconds searching for the DONATE button.

They might even go so far as to explore what’s behind that little hamburger icon.

This small minority is determined to take action when it comes to X.

... as an aside, I really like Jethro Tull, but neutral on Dylan.

Maybe that because I love Ian Anderson's fluting ... have to go to the 4 min mark

But Fish ... I might have to sit this one out because I'm Thick as a Brick

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:23 PM

I expect the reprise of the likes that mirror the who and what you are.

I'm thinking like yea, Tell me why or how you've got it so good. I'll give you a fin for the book.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:28 PM

Hey David can you help me with my mathsss. I feel I've gotten left behind and now that you have pointed out just where I am on your Bell's Palsy curve I know I'm in need of a tutor.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:30 PM

Hey Dave I'll give you a buck If you can show me the pot you piss in.

**NamPikToot** · 10-04-2019, 02:32 PM

Fish those Domes; are they like a sort of time capsule for the border states, you know a living picture before Bsnubs mate decides its cheaper to use up some soon to be shelf expired Nukes to address the cross border incursion prolblem

**Neverna** · 10-04-2019, 02:32 PM

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:34 PM

When Dave goes to Thailand he knows to keep his hands in his pockets, not that it's cold. It's just that he has learned to.

He really needs the money.

**Stumpy** · 10-04-2019, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Ok, I'll head out to the ga to post more mechanical stuff. Nice truck btw jappr. Honestly it is a decent ride from what I have seen in the area. Good luck to you and hope it all works out in the long term.

What are you on about my truck. You retard. I think you have Trump syndrome. Senile, Babble in incoherent sentences, talk in circles. Again all these symptoms are either you are losing the plot or is pharmaceutical induced.

Ramble on Fish....ramble on.

**Neverna** · 10-04-2019, 02:45 PM

Enter stage left ....

Dedicated to the average fish ...

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:47 PM

Damn Nev, you hit that one on the head. Like I was going to tell Snubbs, I don't mind if you stop by but we don't talk about guns, politics or religion although we have had mounds of them all.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 02:53 PM

I'm starting to like this guy.
I'm going to Thailand to get a Job.
Either your old lady is a real piece of work or your bike is broken. Really, tell me again how great it is when you feel the need to have to "work" again for someone or something. I'm lost. Please clue me in. I've a day or two to think about it.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 03:01 PM

You know you are average when????

**Neverna** · 10-04-2019, 03:01 PM

Dedicated to all average lemon twisters wherever they are ...

**Stumpy** · 10-04-2019, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

I'm starting to like this guy.
I'm going to Thailand to get a Job.
Either your old lady is a real piece of work or your bike is broken. Really, tell me again how great it is when you feel the need to have to "work" again for someone or something. I'm lost. Please clue me in. I've a day or two to think about it.

Who you askin ? Anybody or everybody?

**NamPikToot** · 10-04-2019, 03:21 PM

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