Your "first time" in the LoS

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My "First Time" in TH was Aug '92 (never will forget that date since my life from then on took a turn...for the duh! better?). So back to the story, Aug. 1992, arrived Bkk: spent 3 days at the Family Inn off a soi near Pratunam. Everything around the Indra Regent hotel seemed to me a gigantic steaming, chaotic mash of colours, sounds and unfamiliar smells...Exotic! Out at night foraging for food (but no night life 'exploration' for me since I was with my pale face g/f). Bkk seemed a very safe place to be, compared to US/EU major cities I had previously been to.

Took an airplane to Samui and we spent the next 20 days in Chaweng. My ex g/f loved getting a massage on the beach every morning, (I didn't like massages at the time and still don't...BUT bear with me...and read on) and she insisted on dragging me with her to a massage parlor for a p.m. session and insisted I get one too - me meekly: "yes Dear!"
The parlor had private a/c rooms w/shower for each customer... and here I noticed after a couple of visits, that "accidentally" the massage girl would frequently brush up against my 'private parts' with me obvious getting a 'stiffy' (aka in layman terms.. a woody.. a boner ) as a result. Shortly thereRafter, I -emboldened by some early afternoon imbibing and having at the time zero local language communication skills, via pantomime and mimic "asked" the girl if she provided other "rubbing services" as well.

She, a master in sign language communications, rapidly gesticulating with both her hands "answered" as follows:

a- Left Hand: showing 2 fingers; Right Hand clenched fist moving up and down =200B/handjob
b- L/H: showing 3 fingers - R/H: index finger in mouth (moving in and out)=300B/bj
c- L/H: showing 4 fingers - R/H: index finger (moving in and out of crotch area)=400B/frontdoor action
d- L/H: showing 5 fingers - R/H: index finger (alternating in and out movements in crotch and anus)=500B/front/back door action

During the next three days I rotated through the a-b-c options (to me brown knob d option not appealing) and then got stuck on the sequence c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c...Thus, I was made aware that there was an alternative to white meat with an attitude... and after that, the little black triangles were simply "delicious", addictive and...at least pour mois Intoxicating and