Thread: McDonalds is shit

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Funny really. Think about what's on the paper money you handle constantly.

quite, makes the whole story, a non story. there was a blog on who if anyone cleans their belts, me never, yes the next thing after pulling up ur pants is the belt all before washing ur hands. all science fiction till u catch something nasty.

there was a similar test done on bar top peanuts , they found 16 different dnas on those tested, ye food for thought.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

‘We were all surprised how much gut and faecal bacteria there was on the touchscreen machines.

Bet they'd find the same shit on restaurant menus everywhere if they looked

No, in the restaurants hb frequents maybe just the occasional outbreak of the best caviare.

Originally Posted by lob

makes the whole story, a non story.

Agreed. All the news stories about bacteria and whatever blaming a place like McD's is really idiotic. Do not get me wrong, as a restaurant (in theory) they should be cleaner being they sell and offer food but people are people. Think about it, Some patron could have went into the bathroom, dropped a deuce, picked his nose and pissed on his hand. Then left never washing his hands ( Trust me, a great number of people do not). Then goes to the counter. Orders his Big Mac meal deal and hands the person at the counter a bunch of money that he just put his hands all over.

'Think about it'?

You think people don't know how people get shit on their fingers?

Perhaps 'no shit Sherlock' is inappropriate.

Probably no worse than the toothless old hag who has just wiped her ass with her hand, scratched her fanny and picked her nose before serving you that delicious Gaeng keo wahn. Of course it could be worse. It could be English coffee.

Tuesday wifey goes shopping with a friend. Brings home a Maccas deluxe double beef bacon something for me as a spontaneous "I got you something".
Boy oh boy, it was a joy. The first bite to the last was scrumptious. Could have had less bacon and more cheese, but I'm not knocking it.
The "deluxe" items are definitely better than the standard items.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Tuesday wifey goes shopping with a friend. Brings home a Maccas deluxe double beef bacon something for me as a spontaneous "I got you something".
Boy oh boy, it was a joy. The first bite to the last was scrumptious. Could have had less bacon and more cheese, but I'm not knocking it.
The "deluxe" items are definitely better than the standard items.

Perhaps Burger King. McDonalds Thailand does not do a bacon burger. Unless its a HatYai special..

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4276820/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Originally Posted by aging one

Perhaps Burger King. McDonalds Thailand does not do a bacon burger. Unless its a HatYai special..

Wrong. McDonalds do bacon in their delux burgers. Check out "Signature Collection". Mine was called "Super-Double Angus Burger" and was not region-specific.
269 baht with added s-pickle, whatever that was. I have the reciept.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Wrong. McDonalds do bacon in their delux burgers. Check out "Signature Collection". Mine was called "Super-Double Angus Burger" and was not region-specific.
269 baht with added s-pickle, whatever that was. I have the reciept.

...tmi...

Turned into a slobbering review[s] of fast food corporate burger joints.

Classy.
Predictable.

Wouldn't stop me from eating at McDonalds. As long as they don't find shit on the burger I'm OK. Just remember to not lick the touch screen.

Originally Posted by tunk

As long as they don't find shit on the burger I'm OK. Just remember to not lick the touch screen.

Succinctly put.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Wrong. McDonalds do bacon in their delux burgers. Check out "Signature Collection". Mine was called "Super-Double Angus Burger" and was not region-specific.
269 baht with added s-pickle, whatever that was. I have the reciept.

Angus burger is a burger king product. Muppet.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

269 baht

I'd rather have a family-sized fish, grilled in salt crust (guaranteed shit-free) with soup, veges & rice, including a small beer, for that amount.

Originally Posted by stroller

I'd rather have a family-sized fish, grilled in salt crust (guaranteed shit-free) with soup, veges & rice, including a small beer, for that amount.

Yep. Fish 120 baht for a big one. The rest about 100 baht. One of my fav fish dishes.

^^ Nothing is guaranteed shit-free. Poo is everywhere!

^^^The clown sells an Angus burger now.

Originally Posted by stroller

I'd rather have a family-sized fish, grilled in salt crust (guaranteed shit-free) with soup, veges & rice, including a small beer, for that amount.

Yes, but you are still turd stroller.

Like McDonalds coffee, you are consistent. But the coffee is quality, unlike you.

How very witty!

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Wrong. McDonalds do bacon in their delux burgers. Check out "Signature Collection". Mine was called "Super-Double Angus Burger" and was not region-specific.
269 baht with added s-pickle, whatever that was. I have the reciept.

Stay away from the Urban Dictionary. Basically you had a jizz burger.

spickle


n. The semen that trickles from the women's vagina after she has had intercourse.


I smiled as I felt the spickle tickle my pussy, reminding me of the fabulous romp we had last night.

It's all about the secret sauce.

Prego?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Stay away from the Urban Dictionary. Basically you had a jizz burger.

. You've just put something in my head that will be hard to forget next time I get s-pickle as an extra. I must find out what s-pickle is, was 10 baht extra.

So, the wet spot on the bed is the spickle spot. Has a nicer ring to it. More poetic. Spickle spot. "I wiped my dick on the curtains but ended up lying on the spickle spot so had a dry dick but a wet arse."