The Whacky Nipponese thread

[harrybarracuda]

Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital



A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital. In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.

He described how he had taken precautions, carefully disinfecting the raw fish organ using salt and ethanol before rubbing it against his penis.

The detailed statuses ended with a photo of him wearing the stomach on his hand, as though it were a glove. Accompanying the image was a short caption: ‘I’m taking off my pants now.’

However, all did not go according to plan as he later revealed in a follow-up that he had had to check himself into hospital. after coming down with pain in his penis.

Doctors apparently diagnosed the man with urethritis – an inflammation of the urethra – and put him on a course of antibiotics. It’s believed he caught a parasitic infection during his wank.

The man said he also has to keep applying ointment to his penis in order to sooth the stinging sensation when he urinates. Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid.

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[baldrick]

He should try sting Ray pussy... So I have been told

[YourDaddy]

I was hoping Dickie thread

[Attilla the Hen]

I'm actually on a Japanese ship right now, working for the Japanese government. The ship is called Shigen if you're interested in looking at it in Google Images.
Twice a week we have something called "Radio Gymnastics". Turns out it's mass calisthenics with a boom-box. Girl on a tape yells out the moves and we have two of the bridge crew demonstrating.

The funny thing is.........I actually enjoy it. We usually get about 20 of us and it only lasts 5 minutes. Very Japanese.......very weird.

[uncle junior]

I was hoping Dickie thread

Kinda is...

[Maanaam]

He should try sting Ray pussy... So I have been told

Funny that, it's a rumour that circulated Fiji years ago. My guess at the time was it was only speculated on because it seem feasible if you see a ray's underside.

[lob]

He should try sting Ray pussy... So I have been told

skate,,, its a derogatory name for a sailor. as thats wot they used when the barrel was full

[OhOh]

The ship is called Shigen if you're interested in looking at it in Google Images.

What are you investigating at the moment?

[Attilla the Hen]

What are you investigating at the moment?

Looking for oil.
There ain't any.

[OhOh]

Isn't your ship a government research vessel, don't oil companies usually conduct their own surveys?

[Begbie]

Looking for oil.
There ain't any.

Whale oil, Research purposes only.